Streaming of consciousness

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:47 am

*Vibes looks confused*

Vibes: OK, that was weird.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:49 am

Van: *coughs out smoke* guess the burst part is more for branding.

Vibes: and villain run show....the questions are rigged.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:51 am

*Host grins*

Host: Like all the best quiz shows. Question 2- what hero sneaks doughnuts behind people's backs?

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:53 am

Vibes: uh....sal!

Host: incorrect. sally brings donuts in and simply hides them. the correct answer is no one

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:54 am

*Vibes is struck by lightning*

Vibes: AAAGH!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:56 am

Van: Vibes!

Host: now then.......what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden european swallow.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:57 am

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: African or European?

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:59 am

(reread the question carefully)

Host: cheeky. *hits a button and Vibes is hit with a dart of caramel*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:01 am

*The host laughs as she inflates*

Host: Looks like you need to work on that focus of yours!

*Audience laughs*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:04 am

Vibes: c...can't....focus.... *struggles*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:06 am

*The audience laughs louder and louder as Vibes gets bigger and bigger*

Vibes: Stop...being...mean!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:10 am

Van: *ducks under his podium*

Host: take cover folks

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:18 am

*The audience react in horror as Vibes explodes*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:19 am

Host: what? did you miss the burst part of the title? *the channel changes again, Vibes back in one piece*

Vibes: ugh.....next death trap. YOU'RE taking it

Van: fair play.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:24 am

*The voiceover kicks in over pictures of helicopters*

Voiceover: In a now dated time during a dated conflict, a group was falsely accused of something.
Let's be honest you're not listening to this bit, you're just waiting for...THE FOXY TEAM!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:25 am

Van: did we seriously get A-Team this time? i only watched that movie that came out a while ago

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:29 am

(This should help- https://youtu.be/vXEk3deCOm0)

* Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Jammy sod, you get the one where bullets aren't going to hit you!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:30 am

Van: i'm sorry for being born in the bloody 90's!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:32 am

(LOL to be fair I was 1983)

*The channel changes again*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:34 am

Van: oh what now?

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:38 am

*The channel cuts to "Incompetent People Running Restaurants*

Vibes: Aw dang not this one.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:39 am

Van: hey i love this show

Vibes: really?

Van: i'm a sucker for Ramsay what can i say

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:41 am

(Must admit I like the repeats of Kitchen Nightmare too. Fun fact- had a trial at Glasgow Rangers)

*Ramsay is looking disgusted at barely cooked bits of food*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:34 pm

Van: lets sneak out before the ranting

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:18 am

*Vibes nods*

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