Streaming of consciousness

Van: .....she gets represented like that a lot doesn't she. especially in your head

Vibes: well least it's only a toon

*An anvil drops on Vibes' head*

Guillermo: Oops, I should be more careful lifting anvils, my bad!

Van: *is flattened into a disc* ow...

*Van looks across to see that Lilith is now a Jessica Rabbit style toon*

Van: What the...?

Van: oh this can not end well at all

*Lilith holds Guillermo as he clumsily attempts pottery in the style of Ghost*

Lilith: I love a man who attempts things that fail.

*Van and Vibes both look baffled*

Van and Vibes: What the heck?

Vibes: This is definitely NOT canon.

Van: though i'm gonna go smash the damn toon G

*Techno grins*

Techno: Oh this power is fun!

MEANWHILE IN THE STUDIO...

*Sal angrily glares at the TV*

Sal: What the heck? Get away from....well, this weird dumbass version of Guillermo!

Van: *throws the anvil back at G*

*Guillermo looks baffled*

Guillermo: Hey, what did my pottery do to you?

Van: You didn't notice my girlfriend making the moves on you?

Guillermo: I assumed she was helping me pottify.

Van: i'm getting the mallet!

*Fiona stretches out and grabs it from him*

Fiona: Geepers Mr Van, can't we settle this with a conversation, possibly with a nice tea party?

Vibes: OK why is Fiona talking like a small child?

*She sees Fiona is dressed with a bow in her hair*

Vibes (thought): This cartoon gets weirder and weirder.

Van: the bow is normal. it's not normally that big though

*Fiona's eyes become teary*

Fiona: Pwease Mr Van....

Van: .....we need to find a way to keep moving

*Techno smiles*

Techno: As you wish...

Van: who said that? *is suddenly knocked back into a vacuum store, landing face first into a SUK-O-LUX brand*

(Edited)

*Vibes and Van look confused as they try to work out where they are*

Vibes: OK this reminds me of a movie that was on over the bank holiday....

*the vaccuum kicks on in reverse, blowing the toon Van up like a balloon*

*Vibes goes to grab it*

Vibes: Oh crap...

Techno: *whistles and drops a black spot the the ground, vibes not noticing and falling straight through it into cartoon heck*

*Vibes falls down*

Vibes: WHOA!

*Techno laughs*

Techno: Yes Vibes...every cartoon that ever freaked out your over-imaginative little mind...

Techno: plus a few simpsons treehouse of horror gags.

*Vibes looks round to see demonic dogs, the Boogie Man, a giant marshmallow. In the background,
 a weird echoey music starts, with a giant picture of a planet*

Techno: Yes...even the intro of your videos freaked you out, you scared little girl!

Van: *crashes down next to her, having deflated after getting too much air pressure* that's it. ha. *suddenly an early 2000's cgi ghost creature appears*

Creature: "return the slab"

Van: *horror girl screams and hides behind Vibes*