Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:03 am

Sly looks to the outcome of his recent battle with a small sigh, the whole section of the mall in ruins, and only one of the criminals was captured. "Sssssorry....... Again....."

*Sal sighs*

Sal: Just...just leave me to clear this up, okay? Not in the mood for this.

*Vibes takes Sly aside*

Vibes: I wouldn't nark her off she's in a mood!

Sal: I heard that!

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:17 pm

"Again.... It keepsss happening each time! I try to help, and I messsss it up...." He hangs his head low.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Well Sal should know the value of GIVING PEOPLE SECOND CHANCES!

Sal: Thanks for reminding me of a traumatic period for all concerned.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:35 pm

"No, thisss would be...." He thinks for a few moments. "Likely the twelfth time I made a misssstake..."

*Vibes puts her arm round Sly*

Vibes: Come on, let's get some coffee...

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:13 pm

"If you insssissst..."

*Vibes puts her arm around Sly*

Vibes: Come on let's go.

Sly: What about Ssssal?

Vibes: Let me handle her.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:16 pm

"Am... Am I jussst not meant to be a hero? I didn't fail thisss much when I wassss a villain, but I'm trying to get off that path...."

*Vibes smiles sympathetically*

Vibes: Look nobody's perfect. I screw up all the time. But that's no reason to give up.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:53 pm

"You're sssso trussssting.... I really don't know what to ssssay..."

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Just...promise me you'll stick with this, okay? I know Sal can be a bit...full on. But
she means well.

*She clutches her head*

Vibes: Dang, I've got to run!

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:20 pm

"I.... I don't want to disssssapoint her, but.... Thisss isssn't working..."

*A burly man in chef's whites appears (Pieman)*

Pieman: You alright there mate?

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:09 pm

"I guesssss? I want to help otherssss, but sssso far, I haven't had any luck with it..."

*Pieman smiles sympathetically*

Pieman: Not nice getting screwed over is it?

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:35 am

"It really issssn't.... I assssume you have ssssome sssort of proposssssal for me?"

*Pieman laughs*

Pieman: I don't...our gaffer does.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:55 am

"I ssssuppossse I have nothing to losssse with thisss.... I'd like to meet him."

*Pieman grins*

Pieman: Good lad.

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes eyes Sal suspiciously*

Sal: Can you stop looking at me like that?

Vibes: I think you should apologise to Sly.

Sal: Why?

Vibes: You were being a bit jerky with him.

Sal: He's got to learn actions have consequences.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:24 am

"Sssso.... What will I be doing here again?" He looks at his new 'boss'.

*He looks up to see a man in a mask and dressed as a giant muffin*

Muffin Man: I am the Muffin Man and these are my Bakery Boys. Together we are going
to create the sweetest revolution.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:54 am

"Well, I guessss I could take up baking.... Let'ssss do it!"

*Muffin Man smiles*

Muffin Man: I admire your enthusiasm...

Sly: Sly.

Muffin Man: Right. But before we begin we need to..."invest" in new equipment.
Specifically from Silverfox Labs.

Subject: Screw The Dark Side, Our Cookies Are Better Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:27 am

"Let'ssss do it."

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