Spellcasting Screwover

"Ladiesssss and Gentlemen! May I have your attention pleassssse?" A large stage had suddenly appeared in the city, flashing lights surrounding it as a sort of circus theme plays from seemingly nowhere. "Welcome, to my MAGIC SHOW~!"

Van: whoa. random magic show?

"Could I get a volunteer?" He points a finger at the group that decided to check this out, eventually picking a young woman from the crowd. He lifts his cape, dropping it to reveal a large box. "I'd like to show you all, my rendition of the classsssic, 'Saaaaaw a perssssson in half' trick!"

*the woman walks up nervously*

He places her into the box before pulling a saw from out of seemingly nowhere, slowly sawing though her, he ends by moving the now separate parts of the box apart, bowing a few times as they open once more, the women still in two pieces.

*the crowd claps*

The pair of the woman's legs begins to walk as her torso remains there, both seem to be controlled by her, but they aren't together, seeing this, the magician simply chuckles.

Van: what the?

"Well, I never ssssaid I'd fix you after!" He stars laughing as both halves of the woman stumble off. "Jussst get ssssome tape, it'ssss not too hard to fix!

Van: just once i'd like a normal day *turns from his human disguise into his hero fox form

He turns to see the fox. "Oh, it ssssseemssss I'm not the only animal here!" He takes a surprisingly large step forward, his leg actually extending out as he quickly closes the distance between them.

*watches from a rooftop*

Van: whoa!

He looks Van over. "What should I do to you? Sssso many choicessss, but I'd like to know what I'm dealing with, make it ironic, perhapssss?

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CITY...

*Vibes clutches her head*

Sal: Vibes what's up?

Vibes: Some kind of weird energy...we've got to get moving...

Sal: And that is...?

Vibes: Don't know...it's all...jumpy...

Van: *fires condense darkness at the lizard*

His chest opens up, causing the blast to go right through, before throwing a punch at him, his arm stretching as he launches it.

Van: whoa! *dodges it*

"Hm, you dodged? How about this?!" He continues throwing long punches with his stretchy arms.

Van: *keeps dodging and fires shots back

The blasts blow a few holes in him as he finally stops. "That'sss not working..... Maybe thisss?" He suddenly vanishes, suddenly striking Van from behind.

Van: Gk! *Stumbles a bit

"I can keep thissss up all day!" He repeatedly vanishes, appearing in one spot, then to another, moving around Van wildly before suddenly striking from above.

Van: *disappears

He looks around a bit, not sure what happened. "Done already? Now who am I going to 'play' with?"