Spellcasting Screwover

Van: *fires a shot from an alley*

He stumbles slightly, clutching his side. "Oh, you're back for more?" He produces a deck of cards from seemingly nowhere, and begins throwing them like shurikens.

*Vibes deflects it with her shield*

Vibes: SHIELD MODE!

His smile grows. "Oh, another one! Might I asssk though, why do thosssse with sssssuper powersss alwaysss wear ssssuitsss like that? Don't they chafe?"

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I tried it with tracksuit bottoms but that lacked a bit of flair.

"You could alwaysss try sssomething lessss form-fitting, or ssssomething ssssimple, it'sss not like you need to disssguissse when you sssstand out already... No offensssse."

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: While I would love to carry on this conversation I find it hard to take it seriously
when you're throwing stuff at me!

He shakes his head. "Right, I need to sssstop zoning out..." He tosses the last card, a joker, with a mad laughter.

*Vibes removes the shield*

Vibes: OK couple of things. 1- Who are you? and 2- Turn everyone back to normal.

"Who am I? Wait, you're right, I never introduced myssself... I am Missster Ssssly, and assss for the sssecond one... Maybe later, besssidesss, jussst get tape, that'll fix it!" He walks into a the wall of a building, reappearing at a wall closer to the two.

*Vibes twists round, seeing Mr Sly reappear*

Vibes: What the...?

"It'sss magic, my dear! Who wouldn't abussse sssuch powerssss?" He picks up the joker card, throwing it down, filling the air with colorful smoke.

*Vibes and Van cough*

Vibes: What the heck is that?

"I love the sssmell of cotton candy... Doesss it have a sssmell?" Everything seems to speed up around her as the gas seems to slow her, making her feel somewhat heavy.

*Vibes groans*

Vibes (thought): Everything...smells...of...cotton...candy....

"Did I sssset ssssomething off? Hope not..." He walks over, somehow unfazed by the gas, prodding her side.

*The prod causes Vibes' stomach to bulge*

Vibes: I'm...getting...bigger!

"Um.... W-Wassss not expecting that! Okay, what could've...." He begins muttering to himself, not really paying attention to what's around him as he ponders.

*Vibes struggles*

Vibes (thought): Even...my....thoughts...slowing...down....

"Maybe... If I jussssst..." He snaps his fingers, the gas suddenly vanishing, leaving only a faint sugary smell.

*Vibes groans as she struggles to move*

Vibes: So...much...sugar...

He prods her a few times. "Sssso, you can't have sssugar? I feel your pain...." He sits down next to her, the crazed smile no longer on his face.

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Sugar...not weakness...

*Van looks shocked*

Van: Don't tell him your weakness Vibes!

Van: *kicks sly away

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Mind...feel...woozy...