If You Can't Beat 'Em

((Um... not to interrupt, but I'm just wondering why DV is there... I thought we did an RP where DV went back to her dimension to keep Sebiv dealt with... Or did I remember that wrong?))

(You're not wrong but now is a good time for an update and not at all me filling in a plot hole)

IN SAL/LAS' MERGED MIND...


*Sal looks at an environment that is half prim country garden, half mosh pit*

Sal: I thought I'd seen the back of you. Aren't you supposed to be guarding Sebiv?

DV: Look some of us aren't workaholics and have lives. I install an anti-psychic security system when I
want to get away.

Sal: But what about Van?

DV: Oh don't make me out to be...you!

Sally: how long have you been back?

* DV eyes her suspiciously*

DV: Why? Want to poke your nose into my business?

Sal: Just asking.

DV: A couple of days. Going to have to get back again soon.

Sal: Then we'd better de-merge...somehow.

DV: right.

BACK IN REAL LIFE-

*WV looks down to see her body bulging out*

WV: Oh crud not now.

WV (thought): OK got to get moving can't think about this...

*She joins Vina and Amifi heading toward Louis and Romana*

Vina: you too?

*WV nods*

WV: Yeah...looks like you've got a bit...bulky too.

*Amifi looks down*

Amifi: Yeah this merged fire/rubber combo has bulged me a bit too.

*Vina ponders this*

Vina: I really think we're being deliberately slowed down for some reason.

Vina: ....who's left?

*Amifi ponders this*

Amifi: Carmy, Fiona, G, Van, can't rule Anty or Rote getting in the mix. And...

WV: We are not having Louis mix with Romana!

IN SAL'S HEAD...

DV: What? Is Louis not good enough for your little girl?

Sal: She's got enough problems without dealing with spirits and all that nonsense.

(.....not to sound like a jerk, i actually find it kinda funny...but you had the mix of amber and FIONA say fiona wasn't merged.

Vina: i think you mean penny. not fiona.

(Oh right)

Amifi: Oh...yeah Penny. Not Fiona. Who is part me n...OW!

Vina: Stop hitting yourself!

*staying alert*

*As Louis turns round he sees a ninjabot and attacks it. But he does so Romana is gripped by Merger*

Romana: Hey...let...me...go!

*Merger grips a ninjabot*

Merger: Mega Fox has something special planned for you...

Romana: *struggles* NO!!!

*slashes through the ninjabot* Not gonna happen!

*As Louis goes to stop Merger the crowd of ninjabots gets bigger and bigger, dragging him away from her*

Romana: No...must...fight...

*Merger laughs*

Merger: You're going back to your Cyber Daddy.

Grr... *his mind goes back to his past for a moment, reminding him of people he failed to save* I won't let this happen again!

Romana: *struggles to get loose* don't...wanna...

Van: *got a distress call from louis* HANG ON GUYS!

*Merger smiles as he combines more ninjabots with Romana*

Merger: Yes...just as I hoped...

Van: *blasts through the mob as he and louis close in on merger*

ENOUGH!! *fuses with Aegis and rushes Merger, freezing quite a few bots in a rage* YOU WON'T TAKE HER!!!

*As Louis says this everyone is engulfed in a giant puff of smoke. When the smoke clears, Merger, Romana and the ninjabots are gone*

Vina: What the...?

Amifi: Where did they go?

Van: That's what worries me. We'd better talk to Rote, see if we can track her...

*He then sees them*

Van: Oh and sort out this whole...thing.

WV: You looked down at my gut when you said that.

Van: It's not all about...both of you.

Van: come on louis

*yells and punches a wall* DAMMIT! Why did this have to happen now... *seems something happened offscreen recently* ((it will explain why I'm not using Mai and the others as of late.))