Things That Shouldn't Have Been Pt 1: One Step Nearer The Dark

Van: i don't like this

*Vibes groans as she grips her head*

Vibes: P...P...P...

Van: C...Can't f...focus power...

Van: ugh....so....dizzy

*Vibes and Van roll away from some swinging blades*

Vibes: Oh great.

Van: So...?

Vibes: We're doing this sans powers.

Van: well. nothing we aren't used to

*Vibes laughs as they dodge away from darts blasted toward them*

Vibes: Makes sense Lara would know how to make these things!

Van: just don't get stung

*Vibes looks round and sees a bowl of chilli*

Vibes: Ooh...

Van: Vibes...obvious trap!

Vibes: yeah yeah. good for you

Van: and she's not listening

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: So you think you're more cunning than a vixen eh Evil Croft?

Van: let's just.....d...do i smell bacon?

*They are both drawn to their snacks*

Vibes: Mmm...

Van: So...yummy...

Van: gimme bacon! *runs to the table*

*As they rush to the snacks they get caught in nets*

Vibes: Nets? Why did it have to be nets?

Van: couldn't even be cursed snacks so we at least get to eat them

*Vibes sighs as they are plonked into minecarts*

Vibes: Checking off my cliche bingo card.

Van: so what do you think? fire pit, dungeon, or will she throw in the raptors

*Vibes gulps as she hears blasts of fire*

Vibes: You HAD to give her ideas, didn't you?

you brought up the bingo card!

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: You're right, curse my quick wit!

Van: we need a way out of this.

*Vibes ponders this*

Vibes: Hmmm...if we get lucky maybe this cart has some sharp edges!

Van: ok that's one plan

*Vibes and Van cut away the nets and free themselves*

Van: it worked!