Reynard City's Tales of the Undead

Riley: it's got us!

Vibes: And so Captain Grufftrousers leaped out of the boat with a flare gun in his mouth. But as he went to fire it the mega mutant used its super heat breath to burn the captain to a crisp!

Super Slayer and Riley: NO!!!

Van: super breath?

Penny: Really?

*Sal looks baffled*

Sal: This just sounds like you've put Jaws, a werewolf and Godzilla in a blender and he's
fighting a cross between Buffy, Rogue and Blade for some reason.

Penny: I'm finding this a bit unbelievable

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: That's what Clive Underhill said.

Van: What?

Vibes: Oh you don't know him? He was a journalist who wanted to capture the Mega Mutant
on tape. And he got eaten to death!

*They look baffled*

Vibes: It's true. Look it up.

Penny: *sighs* Continue....

Van: fine

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: So anyway the Mega Mutant used its giant were teeth to rip through the boat!

and riley got eaten, the super slayer miraculously killed it. blah blah blah

Penny: *chuckles*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Can I finish my own story please?

Scourge: Please go on.

Van: sorry ViVi

Vibes: So anyway the boat was destroyed and the Super Slayer and Riley were struggling
as the water tossed them up and down. The Mega Mutant flew over their heads,
unleashed its fire breath before the Super Slayer summoned the Power Shield to
deflect it.

Riley: That thing needs a breath mint!

Super Slayer: Ah'll wash his mouth out!

Vibes: And so the Super Slayer pulled out the holy hand grenade...

Van: really? you really did that?

Penny: *just listening*

Super Slayer: 1,2...5...

Riley: 3!

Super Slayer: Right!

Vibes: And so with the deadly aim of an eagle after it's had green tea the Super
Slayer made the Mega Mutant go KABLOOEY!

Van: alright then

Scourge: Huh.

Penny: That's it?...

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: And so with the Mega Mutant destroyed the townsfolk could go back to their lives.
And they served her a chilli that was so kickass Gordon Ramsey had nightmares
and an ice cream that was sweeter than Mary Poppins dipped in honey. The end...
OR WAS IT?

*They all look confused*

Vibes: Deep under the ocean the bits of kablooied mega mutant began to form into creatures
of their own. And some folks say today the ghost of Riley and the Super Slayer and
all their mystical weapons are not enough to defeat the army of Mega Mutant clones.
MUHAHAHA!

Penny:........Ok? /

Van: .......really?

*Sal looks baffled*

Sal: I think you completely missed the point of this. That story was more an insane checklist
of things you've seen topped off with a "twist" that was equally nonsensical.

Vibes: OK fine. Let's see what brilliant epics you lot come up with.