Reynard City's Tales of the Undead

well sorry for defending the catchphrase of my favorite scooby doo character

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Anyhoo it's duly noted. Now I believe it was me who called shotgun to say
my trouser browningly scary story first. A story so scary it would make
Freddy, Jason and Jigsaw all need therapy and a cuddle with Blankey!

Van: jigsaw isn't really all that creepy

*Vibes grabs a flashlight and puts it under her chin*

Sal: Really?!

Vibes: Are you all sitting UNCOMFORTABLY? Then I'll begin....

Scourge: Prepare to get scared Penny....

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Once upon a time, roughly around the mid 90's, a creature stalked this bay.
It was part werewolf, part dinosaur, part dragon...this was THE MEGA MUTANT!

Scourge: Ooooh~

Penny: *rolls her eyes*

Van: give it a chance penny

*Vibes is now really getting into it*

Vibes: The people starved as the creature gobbled the crops like popcorn, it would
kill people just by looking at them and soon the entire bay was dripping with BLOOD!

*Sal sighs*

Sal: I think you're confusing yelling with being scary.

*checks something off a list* and there's the blood cliche

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Can I carry on? Do you think I'll heckle your stories?

All: Yes.

Vibes: Good point.

Van: let's wrap it up

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Yeah so anyway everyone in the bay was browning themselves because this thing was
so super scary WOOGY BOOGY BOOGY!

*She stomps around yelling*

Vibes: All seemed lost until an awesome woman with a leather jacket and a cowboy hat arrived.
She was THE SUPER SLAYER!

Van: let's just get this over with *pulls the scene card out and puts it to the camera, showing the slayer outside the town*

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: So anyway the Super Slayer arrived in the bay and everyone was like...

Citizen: Who is this super cool stranger?

Super Slayer: Hey sugar don't y'all be afraid, I'll make gumbo outta this critter!

Van: *pops up in a corner of the scene* does she have to be southern?

Slayer/Vibes: WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?!

*Vibes drags Van on*

Vibes: And y'all this is my on/off comic relief sidekick Riley!

Van: well least it's not ginger.

(LOL Dr Who injoke?)

Citizen: Everything we tried to do failed. Bullets bounce off it, we can't get near it.

Super Slayer: That's because y'all ain't got the magic like me.

Citizen: But the creature has destroyed all the fish and ruined our livelihoods. We cannot
pay you.

Super Slayer: A pot of chilli and some ice cream is payment enough, sug!

(eh kinda. fright night with tennant as the slayer. his sidekick was named ginger. also i found a dr who drinking game......one rule is take a drink every tiem a dalek says exterminate so....don't watch day of the daleks)

Riley: she's just a bit too .....crazy

(I remember Matt Smith when he regenerated saying "Phew, still not ginger")

Vibes: And so the night came and the Super Slayer geared up all her magic weapons that
blinded the citizens with their sheer awesomeness! But even the world's most
fantastic monster stopper couldn't help but be afraid as the moon turned red...LIKE
BLOOD!

Van: really? this is reaching sonic.exe levels of cliche

(really? i always her "and STILL not ginger!" kinda angrily.)

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Seriously we're building up to the big fight....And so the Super Slayer and Riley went with
Captain Grufftrousers on a small boat to find the Mega Mutant.

Captain Grufftrousers: I lost my left knee to that creature and I will have my revenge!

Super Slayer: Now y'all be careful, I hear this critter gets mighty ticked with people
who have a vendetta 'gainst him!

Riley: right...

*Vibes gets enthusiastic*

Vibes: Suddenly the water whipped and whirled around them, like some demon was stirring it
with a gigantic whisk. Within seconds the boat was gripped by the giant tentacles of
THE MEGA MUTANT!