The hunt for a wedding caterer

Van: least we found one thing sal cant do for us. *he says as he and vibes head to the first catering test* im glad shes willing to help plan but shes...intense

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: I thought I was the one that was supposed to go nuts.

Van: please dont.

Vibes: what? Afraind this bride zilla will go macro mode *she gives van a playful nudge as his face turns beet red*

*meanwhile at the first tasting*

Temptress: that should be the last of it. Such delicious looking food. How could they resist. And when they cant *evil laugh*

*Temptress gets changed into her disguise*

Temptress (thought): Can't make it too obvious.

*just in time as van and vibes arrive*

Van: hello? We're here

* Temptress (disguised with padding) emerges*

Temptress: Aw 'ello loves, got a few of me faves for you to try!

Vibes: sounds perfect. Bring it all out

Van: arent we supposed to do it in order?

Vibes: that sounds stupid. Itll all get eaten so why wait?

*the small buffet of steaks, fish, desserts(a lot of them), and starters is wheeled out*

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: It...it all looks so...so...good...

Van: *is already devouring a steak* its delicious!

*Vibes beams as she gobbles down a sausage roll*

Vibes: Ooh proper thick meat one.

*van scarfs down a slice of cake* mmph. Perfect. Moist and everything

*the 2 adjust their clothes as they begin to plump*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I...I feel weird...

Van: i...i need more *the 2 have soon finished the "sample" of catering* its all gone

*Temptress laughs as she pats their tummies*

Temptress: Looks like you two have been enjoying yourselves!

Van: so...good. *he burps, eyes faintly glowing*

Vibes: something...wrong

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress: Maybe you two need to sit down a minute...

Van: can i have more cake? *he sits in the chair with a THUD*

*Temptress grins*

Temptress: Of course you can love.

Vibes: you sound familiar lady *she tries to get closer as van eats more cake*

*Temptress laughs*

Temptress: Err...I was on Bake Off.

*vibes is cut off as temptress shoves a new piece of food in vibes's mouth*

*Vibes beams*

Vibes (thought): So...good...

Temptress: thats right. Just a bit bigger and i can manipulate them like i did sally

* Vibes slumps down*

Vibes (thought): This is so weird...I feel so happy...yet...something...something doesn't add up...

Van: *is soon massive* so...stuffed

Vibes: *looks over and sees a flash of sal at that size* temptress!!