A warped escape room

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Fine.

Van: *smiles and starts working on gwtting back to size*

*Vibes cautiously moves on*

Warp king *claps*

*Vibes glares*

Vibes: Okay Warp King, can we please get this done?

Warp king: oh worry not. This is the last room. *vibes feels something get smacked onto her back*

*Vibes flops down*

Vibes: OOF!

*she begins to feel energy build up in her

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: W...What's happening?

Warp king: *appears in front of her* can you defeat the boss before being rendered a helpless battery?

*Vibes strains*

Vibes (thought): I can do this...

Vibes: Yes...yes I can...

Warp king: then better act fast

*vibes feels her stomach bulges a bit*

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: OK boss, show yourself!

Warp king: *whistles while standing there*

*Vibes then realises*

Vibes: Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Warp king: well if you wish to keep looking for another boss ill be more tha happy to let you do so. But ill let you know i always did have a bit of a glass jaw. One hit and i go down

*Vibes goes to punch Warp King, who casually dodges*

Warp King: Seriously, you could pretty much poke my chin and I'd go down.

Vibes: then sit still! *swings again, her butt swelling as energy keeps building in her*

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Are you okay Vibes? You're not your usual quippy self!

Vibes: I just wanted a normal bloody date night!

Warp king: hm....tell you what. If you can get a win after a certain point of time ill make certain you have the best date night, in YOUR opinion, ever

Vibes: so get a win after ive blown up even more?!

Warp king: well you know i can do it. Need to make stakes

Vibes:.... *sees a normal van sneak in behind warp king, ready for a surprise attack at her signal*

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Okay, you got yourself a deal. Now hold still so I can sock you one.

Warp king keeps dodging as vibes doubles in size, looking like a circus fat lady

*Vibes groans*

Warp King: Come on AK Tub I'm right here!

*she keeps swinging as her body begins to swell into a massive ball, signalling van with a look*

Warp king: there we go. Now if you can take me down ill give you the perfect date ni-

*in a flash van rushes to him and slams him down with a pro wrestling move*

*Vibes flops down, pinning him*