[Humor RP Thread] The Break room

Inspired by the "Off-Panal" segments of the Archie Sonic Comics and the conversations in "Poker Night 2", The Break room is basically a RP Thread where you can display any hilarious scenario or conversation involving the heroes and villains of the RP series. Consider it a nice little breather from the main RP's. Below is an example/starter. Have Fun!

Vibes: *walking towards Penelope's until a portal opens up* Huh?...*looks around* *sigh* This better not be a trap...*steps through the portal only to end up in what appears to be a club filled with some of her friends and even her enemies, just chatting, playing card games, and just having a great time* Ok...This was totally unexpected.

Penelope: Vibes! You made it!

Vibes: Penny? What is all this?

Penelope: Anty and I discovered this neat little pocket dimension one night and seeing as how we heroes need some relaxation once and a while we converted it into a super secret club! Vibes Welcome to "The Break Room"!

Vibes: Ok...but why are THEY here? *points to Becky, Insect Girl and Omega watching Caramel Girl playing an arcade machine*

Penelope: Even Evil needs a Vacation Vibes...

Scourge:....Kinda like my Mother In Law!

Vibes: *rolls her eyes and chuckles as she leaves to get a cup of coffee* This is gonna be great.

(brilliant)

Van: *walks in and looks around* well...this should be cool. time for chili

*Vibes smiles and lets out a loud belch. She sees everyone look at her with disdain.*

Vibes: OK so we can't do whatever we like in here.

Penelope: We still expect manners!

*chuckles, drinking tea with a friend he made on his travels, Dante Sparda.

(i didn't think dante had a last name.)

Van: *is sitting with destructo*

Superlita: So are you two dating now or what? Because got to warn you Destructo's not
            a cheap date!

Blimpalita: Unless you go all you can eat!

*Dante throws a sundae glass behind him, hitting Superlita*

*Superlita turns round, enraged*

Superlita: OK who threw that and who wants to die?

*Dante and Louis laugh*

Van: yeah we're dating. and i'm good on money for a while.

LouisYamato wrote:

*Dante and Louis laugh*

*Sal groans*

Sal: Keep that up and I know two frat boys who'll be cleaning this place between roleplays!

Relax, Sal! We're just having a bit of fun with the others!
{Dante: We bust our asses working, so we gotta relax~}

Van: and when did dante get here. i thought devil may cry was out west (louis please tell me your using the original dante. from 1 - 4)

((Yup!)) Dante is an old buddy of mine. We do some jobs together. Thought we could hang out a bit.
{Another sundae!}

(thank you) Ah.

Scourge: Hey Vibes there's something ive been wanting to know, Whats the deal between you and Mark?

jm0364 wrote:

Scourge: Hey Vibes there's something ive been wanting to know, Whats the deal between you and Mark?

*Vibes blushes*

Vibes: He's a lovely guy who's kept me sane. And that's all I really want to say on that.

*Fiona laughs*

Fiona: Oh come on Vibes we know you guys are going out!

Vibes: Well ok we are!

LouisYamato wrote:

Relax, Sal! We're just having a bit of fun with the others!
{Dante: We bust our asses working, so we gotta relax~}

*Sal scowls*

Sal: Yes and someone has to clean up after you...Let's face it it's usually me.

Don't worry, we'll keep it clean. Doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun, though!

LouisYamato wrote:

Don't worry, we'll keep it clean. Doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun, though!

Vibes: Sorry guys Sal still has a bit of a bug up her chodhole!

Sal: I heard that!

Vibes: You were supposed to!

*they both laugh*

Insect Girl: So uh Becks? When are YOU gonna make your appearance in the main comic?

Becky: Beats me. I'm just happy someone touched up my design. *hugs self* I've never felt so "comic-booky"! ^_^

Anti-AK: I know how you feel sister, I've been trying to find a way to make my appearance in the main series for months!

Becky: I wouldn't worry. I'm pretty sure you of all people will get an appearance in the main series soon.

Anti-AK: You really think so?

Becky: Yeah...after the next 22 issue story arc is done. *chuckles*

Anti-AK: Son of a *Censored by a nearby slot machine ringing*

Scourge: Hey I won! Neat!

*Caramel Girl laughs bitterly*

Caramel Girl: Are you kidding me? I'm the one who should be the nemesis, I'm her weakness for
                fudge's sake?

Insect Girl: Would you like some cheese with that wine? I reckon we get a pretty sweet deal.

Caramel Girl: Easy for you to say you have powers.

Anti AK: Oh not this again!

*Vibes laughs as she walks in*

Vibes: I'm sure you'll all get your shot.

Van: hey caramel girl. if you want powers there's a toxic waste dump a couple miles north of the city

*laughs*
{That'd be a real party!}