Losing Her Laraness

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:49 am

Reflection: you so are

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:51 am

Reflection: Look at all those big green spots!

Reflection: And those buck teeth!

Reflection: And...

Lara: Stop it!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:09 pm

*lara feels her body morph and change*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 12:36 pm

*The laughter is relentless as she keeps transforming*

Lara: AAAGH!

*As she yells the glass around her breaks*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:44 pm

*she balloons into a giant*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:49 pm

*Lara wakes up, seeing Winston looking over her*

Lara: Winston...

Winston: It's alright Miss Croft, you clearly needed some rest.

Lara: Winston...am I...ugly?

Winston: Not at all ma'am. Why would you say that?

Lara: No reason.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:55 pm

*Winston nods and walks off*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:04 pm

*Lara feels her body*

Lara (thought): It's normal...I'm not...

*She looks at her reflection*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:10 pm

*she sees her reflection as a hunchback covered in spots*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:16 pm

*Lara looks horrified*

Lara: No...it's not possible...

MEANWHILE IN THE EXPLORER...

Vibes: So...any luck tracking that warp being?

Rotecol: Tracking in the gap between space and time is...tricky.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:19 pm

Van: we know but the longer that thing is free the more havoc can be caused

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:22 pm

*Rotecol scowls*

Rotecol: I get that. Trust me, I've seen more of this place than you've seen Vibes have hot dinners.

Vibes: So what's the name of this one we're tracking?

Rotecol: Tina.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:23 pm

Vibes: seiously? Tina?

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:24 pm

*Rotecol shrugs*

Rotecol: Guess Warp King's getting less creative in his...well whatever the equivalent of old age he has.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:26 pm

Van: or hes trying to throw us off.....not to mention one of the most chaotic characters i know is named tina

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:27 pm

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Whatever, we need to be quick, these things can really cause damage...

MEANWHILE...

* Lara is spraying herself, looking manic*

Lara (thought): Big...ugly...stinky! Can't let them all laugh at me!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:28 pm

Voice: i can help

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:30 pm

*Lara looks confused*

Lara: You can? Who are you?

*Lara's arm moves independently, turning on her TV*

Lara: Huh?

* Tina appears on TV*

Tina: Hi, I'm Too Hot Tina and I'm here to tell you how my T2000 supersuit will change your life!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:33 pm

Tina: by borrowing abilities from all the heavy hitters you know, you can regain and even surpass your old confidence

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:40 pm

*Tina laughs*

Tina: Would you rather be a bucktoothed ugmo blobbo? Or a rampaging superstar like me?

*Lara scowls*

Lara: Hey! I'm not!

Tina: Denial is an ugly thing...but you don't have to be! Simply go to this mystery location and I'll do the rest!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:43 pm

Lara: well.....not like im doing anything else

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:45 pm

*Lara groans as she strains to get up*

Lara: Let's...go!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:49 pm

*she hurries off*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:50 pm

MEANWHILE...

* The Explorer emerges near Lara's mansion*

Vibes: Oh...crud.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:52 pm

Van: what? Looks normal to me