Losing Her Laraness

Subject: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:06 am

* A bell rings*

Winston: Dinner is served, Lara Croft.

* Thumping noises as Lara heads down*

Lara: Oh you're a star Winston, I'm starving.

*She lifts a lid to reveal massive plates of junk*

Lara: Perfect!

*She furiously gobbles it down*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:07 am

Lara: sooooo good

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:08 am

*Winston grins wickedly*

Winston: Yes, that's it Lady Croft. Gorge away, the tourists will be here any minute!

Lara: Tourists?

Winston: Everyone wants to come and see the One Ton Raider!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:10 am

Lara: the....one ton.....

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:12 am

*She looks out the window to see coaches appear outside the mansion*

Lara: Winston? How could you?

Winston: I have to pay for your 'dietary requirements' somehow.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:13 am

Lara: *struggles to stand*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:14 am

*The crowd laughs*

Lara: Stop it!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:15 am

*the laughs get louder

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:18 am

*Lara wobbles around, unable to get to her feet*

Lara: No...stop it...

IN REALITY...

*Lara wakes up, confused in her bed*

Lara: W...What happened?

*She looks in the mirror, seeing herself normal*

Lara (thought): Just a dream...

*She then realises*

Lara (thought): But then, I've been getting these kinds of dreams a lot lately...

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:19 am

Lara: i...it's just dreams. Nothing major

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:25 am

*Lara smiles*

Lara (thought): Just need to do what I always do, starting with some training!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:26 am

Lara: and ignore the...bloated feeling

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:27 am

*As she goes for a run outside, smiling*

Lara (thought): I won't let it happen, I won't get fat, I won't...

*She trips over her feet, slamming to the ground*

Lara: OOF!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:28 am

Lara: ow...ow...

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:29 am

*Lara groans as she struggles to get up*

Lara (thought): What the heck was that?

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:30 am

Lara: guess I slipped

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:31 am

*Lara smiles*

Lara (thought): Okay...forget the run, just need to unload some clips.

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:32 am

Lara: *reaches for a gun, before she sees her arm look like rubber for a second*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:34 am

*Lara looks shocked*

Lara: What the...?

*She fumbles and drops the gun*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:34 am

Lara: just.....just seeing things.... so tired....

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:37 am

*Lara sighs*

Lara: Maybe...maybe I just...need a nap...

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:37 am

*she blacks out*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:40 am

IN ANOTHER NIGHTMARE...

*Lara looks round to see herself in a hall of mirrors*

Lara: I don't like where this is going...

Reflection Lara: And nobody likes seeing where you're going, Balloon Butt!

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:41 am

Lara: who said that? *turns around, only for her butt to knock over a few mirrors*

Subject: Re: Losing Her Laraness Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:43 am

*As the laughter echoes around her, her butt gets bigger and bigger*

Reflection : HA! Look at her! What an idiot!

*Lara scowls at her*

Lara: Me...I...mean...me...not...idiot!