Lara Croft and the idol of power

*vibes starts eating, her powers fully leeched by lara*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: No self control...so...weak....

Vibes: need fill...void....

*Vibes furiously gobbles down food*

Lara: guess she like to eat away her issues. Poor girl

*Lara shrugs as she blasts off*

Lara (thought): I'd better keep moving, I have a job to do!

*later van finds vibes*

Van: v?!

Vibes: urp. Oh hey van. Just in time for third lunch

*Van looks concerned*

Van: Um...maybe you'd better stop?

Vibes: Can't. Hungry.

Van: *steps back, seeing vibes is now colossal* when is going on?

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Lara's become a super powered jerkoff and now I'm a superfat weakling.

Vibes: only food can fill the void left by my powers

*Van sighs*

Van: We need to stop her before anyone gets...worse....

Vibes: good luck

*Van groans*

Van (thought): Better get the team together.

*he hurries off, his gut slightly puffing out*

LATER...

*G and a team arrive to see Van*

Van: Okay, we need to come up with a plan.

G: i dropped by to check on sal and shes even worse off than vibes

*Fiona gulps*

Fiona: So what do we do?

Van: We need to get Lara to give up her powers...and fast.

Fiona: right but.... *looks at van, who is looking chubby* are you sure you can do this?

*Van smiles awkwardly*

Van: Yeah sure...no problem...

Van: just need a quick snack

*Fiona groans*

Fiona: Van, now is not the time to...

*Her stomach gurgles*

G: that is a sign to move fast then

Fiona right.

*the group moves to find lara*

LATER...

*Lara is flying, putting out fires, saving cats from trees etc, now rocking an impressive physique and costume*

Lara: i get more powers by the second *laughs as she fires shadow bolts*