Lara croft and the curse of the were lantern

*They enter a dark and foreboding pyramid*

Van: oh come on

*Vibes, Sal and Van nervously enter as they hear cackling around them*

Van: hello?

*Vibes tries to focus*

Vibes: Come on Lara...I know you're in here...somewhere...

*The floor spins around them*

All: WHOA!

Van: who asked for the roundabout!!!

*They fall down a spiral*

All: WHOA!

Van: help!!!

Voice: Nobody is here to help you!

* Vibes, Sal and Van's bodies stretch and squash*

All: WHOA!

*they are squashed together*

*They struggle as they try to move*

Vibes: Lara...you need to listen to me...

Voice: You can't get to Lara. You have no power here.

Voice: but i do

*They strain as their merged form turns into a boulder*

All: AAAGH!

Van: guh

*Vibes strains*

Vibes: Lara...you...you can fight this!

*Laughter echoes around her, revealing Lara is a massive blob*

Lara: No...I...can't...

Van: lara?!

Voice: Her exploring days are over.

Van: lara try to fight

*Lara groans*

Lara: I...I can barely lift my head!

Lara: just...want....candy

*Vibes, Sal and Van start to merge with the boulder form*

Vibes: Lara you have to... MUMPH!

Van: murphle

*Sal looks horrified*

Sal: MUMPH!

Lara: i....i.....

Voice: You are Lardy Lara, the one ton tub raider!