"That's Not The Way I Remember It"

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:42 am

Wonder woman: you were all unconcious and swelling bigger by the moment. I fought to defeat circe but a trap she dishonorably set got me

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:42 am

*Wonder Woman sighs*

Wonder Woman: And so I was rendered powerless, like you.

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:43 am

Van: that is so not what happened!

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:45 am

*The Flash smiles*

The Flash: Yeah...that's not quite it.

* Wonder Woman glares at Flash*

Wonder Woman: Not helping!

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:06 am

Van: and the next wrong story?

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:10 am

* Flash laughs*

Flash: Oh I was getting to that...

Vibes: Ironic.

Flash: Shh!

Flash (narrating): So I was fighting Gorilla Grodd...

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:10 am

Flash: not this time grodd

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:12 am

*Grodd snorts*

Grodd: Foolish homo sapien, you will pay for your arrogance!

Flash (narrating): Blah blah blah usual villain stuff...

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:14 am

Flash: *speeds at grodd as a laser is charged

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:15 am

Flash (narrating): As Grodd tried to blast me, he kept hitting other heroes.

Lara: And how did they get there?

Flash (narrating): I don't know!

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:17 am

Flash: but then i tripped saving a gitl holding a kitten from a burning tree

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:18 am

Flash: Next thing I know I'm here with you.

*April sighs*

April: OK that one barely stayed consistent.

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:20 am

Van: im with danger proniel

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:23 am

* April glares at Van*

April: And what's that supposed to mean?

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:02 pm

Van: that you're danger prone?

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:16 pm

*April laughs*

April: Well as it so happens this time around you so-called superheroes needed rescuing by me...

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:19 pm

*they all groan and call her a liar*

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:20 pm

*April nods*

April: It's true, you all got hit by a mutagen spray that caused you all to inflate.

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:49 pm

Van: it's no one's birthday though

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:59 pm

*April looks confused*

April: Well...this is different from that thing...

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:00 pm

Van: oh. go on. sorry

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:01 pm

* April sighs as she continues*

April: The point is you all got blasted and I came to rescue you (because at that point I got temporarily
mutated into a cat lady) but then that mutation wore off...

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:10 pm

Van: and then you got hit?

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:34 pm

*April sighs*

April: And then I got hit.

Subject: Re: "That's Not The Way I Remember It" Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:38 pm

Van: ok then. Hey vibes back off, your mega gut is pushing me over