Battle on Two Fronts Pt 2

*Amber shuts her eyes*

Amber: This...not...right...

IG: says you puffy tail

*Amber suddenly realises*

Amber: This...not...real....

*she deflates*

*Van heads toward a diner. But then the skies turn red*

Van (thought): That's not good...

Van: what is this the last 2 seasons of the 80's tmnt?

*He hears an exaggerated laugh*

Vibes: Oh Van, you're SO funny...

Van: vibes?

*Vibes giggles*

Vibes: Yes it's me...my love....

*Lilith smashes through*

Lilith: What is SHE doing here?

Van: lil?!

* Vibes grins*

Vibes: What's the matter Lil? Can't handle my awesomeness?

Lilith: Shut up Vibes.

Van: guys stop!

*Vibes and Lilith both start to inflate*

Van: W...What are you doing?

Vibes: We're doing what you want.

Lilith: Getting big and blimpy.

Vibes: Only I'll get bigger!

Van: y-wha? vibes stop. i love lil

*Vibes cries*

Vibes: Is it because she's bigger than me?

Lilith: No, it's because you're a stupid doofus!

Van: would you both stop!

Lilith: what so now you don't like either of us? maybe if you weren't a freak you could make that choice

Van: *winces* l-lil...

Lilith: who is actually INTO this stuff!

Van: lilith please!

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah! This weakness has messed my life up!

Van: i know but-

*Vibes and Lilith both pile on top of Van*

Van: W...What are you doing?

Vibes: let's see how YOU like it ya freak!

*Van looks horrified*

Van: No...please...stop...

*he is force fed a massive caramel and begins to rapidly swell*

*Vibes and Lilith laugh*

Vibes and Lilith: WIBBLE WOBBLE!

Van: p-pleashe....

*Vibes and Lilith laugh*

Vibes: What's the matter Van?

Lilith: Aren't you enjoying this?