Character Stories 1: IG's writing prowess

Insect Girl: And so Insect Girl was torn between the two loves of her life...

IG: huh. i really am stuck

(If you know this reference I will be incredibly impressed)

Insect Girl: I love Van...but I also love Guillermo...but...which is better? There's only one way to find out...
FIGHT!

(.....i swear i've heard it)

Van: seriously?!

(https://youtu.be/Np6gyUb0E7o)

*Insect Girl grins*

IG: Oh this is too awesome!

*the 2 begin fighting*

*Guillermo snarls at Van*

Guillermo: I am here to claim my true love!

Van: This is not possible for I am the true love!

Vibes: Has anyone noticed this seems to keep switching genres?

IG: Shut up!

Van: it is rather distracting

*IG scowls*

IG: Stop it, I'm writing this!

Vibes: Yeah and what's with giving Sal rollers? She's not in bloody Coronation Street!

Van: *shudders* daytime television

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Mind you could have been worse, she could have been watching Eastenders...

IG: SHUT UP!

Van: sorry

*A ping goes off*

IG: Ooh my microwave pizza's ready!

Van: wait what?

*Sal turns to Van*

Sal: She's pausing the story!

Van: ok. maybe we can hop the book away from her.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah...if we can get out like this!

Van: we gotta try

*They help each other out of the book*

Vibes: Oh crap it's all gone a bit Honey I Shrunk The Kids here!

Van: just move the book away from her *pushes it*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: ST...RENGTH M...ODE!

*She strains as she tries to move the book*

*they manage to push the book over*

*Vibes turns to Van*

Vibes: So...now what?

Van: I was kind of hoping you'd come up with that.

Van: for now we gotta keep her from finding us OR the book

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Right.