A Challenge For Existence

*Warp King laughs as Vibes slowly makes her way to the bouncy castle entrance*

Warp King: Took your time.

Vibes: I hate you.

Sebiv: come on slow poke

*Warp King clicks his fingers and a giant fake nose, glasses and moustache appear on Vibes' face. Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: That's a good look for you.

Vibes: *tries to pull them off

*Sebiv is literally rolling on the floor laughing as Vibes struggles and can't pull them off*

Sebiv: Having a little trouble there Groucho?

Vibes: hey he was one of the greats.

*Warp King smiles*

Warp King: While this is really amusing me onto the next challenge. We've done strength, we've done speed, now to test your shield powers.

Sebiv: oh crap

*Warp King grins*

Warp King: So this next thing is simple- things are going to get fired at you and you have to block them.

Sebiv: that's all

*Cannons appear all around them*

Vibes: Maybe you should stop talking.

Sebiv: Oh there are so many things wrong with you saying that.

Sebiv: go ahead and fire

*Vibes and Sebiv dodge as tiny projectiles fire at them*

Vibes: Hang on...he's shooting dried fruit at us!

Sebiv: darn. this won't be nearly as satisfying *grabs Vibes and uses her as a living shield*

*A melon bounces off Vibes' head*

Sebiv: Well it's confirmed, you're a melonhead.

Vibes: hey! let go! *tries to get free

*Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: Make me, weakling!

*a giant cannon rises from the center and fires a giant glob of water and caramel*

Sebiv: uh....we should probably screw the living shield idea.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Good call.

*She tackles Sebiv, knocking her over*

*they both avoid the glob*

*Warp King smiles*

Warp King: Ooh this is a tight one.

Sebiv: *stands up* phew. close one.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: You know...

Sebiv: If you suggest working together I will hurt you.

Vibes: you wanna get vaporized?

*Sebiv sighs*

Sebiv (thought): I hate you. But you're right.

Vibes (thought): I know.