Mr Warp King Comes To Town

*Warp King looks at a portal seeing the Justice League*

Warp King: Oh this is a great chance to have a little fun.

IN METROPOLIS...

*Superman is fighting a giant robot spider*

Superman: I need a giant copy of the Daily Planet!

*Superman's cape glows*

Superman: What the...?

*The cape pulls Superman backwards*

Superman: WHOA!

Superman: what the heck?!

*Superman goes to grab the cape that grips his legs*

Superman: Hey!

*From the portal Warp King is literally rolling on the floor laughing*

Warp King: Oh this is genius!

Warp King: this is better than my old friend the cloak of levitation. wonder how that acting role turned out for him

(LOL realised that as soon as I wrote that!)

IN THE WATCHTOWER...

*Zatanna turns to Wonder Woman*

Zatanna: Uh...please tell me I'm not imagining this.

*Shows Superman struggling to unwrap his own cape*

Wonder woman: i'll go help him

*Zatanna smiles*

Zatanna: I'll set up an emergency boom tube for you.

WW: *tries to put on her tiara*

*The tiara grips to her head*

Wonder Woman: W...What the...?

*The tiara inflates*

Wonder Woman: Hey!

*Before Zatanna can bring her back Wonder Woman is transported to Metropolis*

Zatanna: I don't know what's happening to her but I'd better help her!

Zatanna: *tries to cast a spell

*Zatanna turns into a rubber ball and bounces against the wall before returning to normal*

Zatanna: What the...?

Zatanna: *tries another spell and becomes a rabbit*

MEANWHILE....

*Wonder Woman emerges from the boom tube, her tiara, belt, bracelets and boots all enormously inflated*

Wonder Woman: What the...?

WW: is the boom tube damaged

*She looks up to see Superman still struggling*

Wonder Woman (thought): Can't worry about that now...just have to hope my lasso can help...

*She reaches down just managing to grip it. As she does so it turns into red liquorice*

WW (thought): You've got to be kidding me!

WW: *tries to fly up to superman

*As she tries to fly up her belt, bracelets and tiara inflate more and grip her tightly*

Wonder Woman (thought): So...hard...to...move!

WW: what's...causing this!

*Warp King emerges from the portal*

Warp King: Oh this is too much fun.

Wonder Woman: Who are you?

Warp King: Oh the name's Warp King, keeper of the dimension between time and space.
Love your new look by the way!

WW: why are you doing this?!

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: When you existence outside space and time you get bored easily.

WW: *tries to punch Warp king*

*Warp King grins as he blocks Wonder Woman's fist, causing it to inflate*

WW: HEY!

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Oh this is too much fun.

*He prods Wonder Woman's costume, making that inflate*

Warp King: I think with a bit of work we could have some fun with this place.

*Superman hurls himself at the robot spider, crushing it*

Warp King: ooh yes. that

*He beams at Superman and Wonder Woman*

Warp King: I think this place needs to reflect your new...condition.

*He clicks his fingers, the road below them turning into jelly.*

WW and Superman: What the...?!