[Humor RP Thread] The Break room

*Sal groans*

Sal: Guys I really wouldn't aggravate her any more...

*Veins pop on the side of Caramel Girl's head*

CG: You lot are going to regret your smart arsed comments! I'll blob you all up
      until your chubby asses won't fit on the *fudging* cover!

{*laughs* I'm just a guest here! Louis just invited me cuz we haven't had time to relax in a while!}
And I have no clue if I'm gonna really be in the comic!

Van: not a canon character. and i dont blimp up with caramel. and people have gained powers via toxic waste before

Plus, we enjoy eating sweets!

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Come on CG, calm it. In here we're all friends, RIGHT?

*Vibes hands her a coffee*

CG: I still hate you.

Vibes: I know.

Van: we can hate back in reynard city

*Caramel Girl groans*

CG: I studied at the RSC you know. Got typecast doing villains there too.

RSC?
{Really Shitty College!}
*laughs*

Van: well sometimes sidekicks or lackeys become villains in their own rights. robin became a hero....well the first and third ones.

LouisYamato wrote:

RSC?
{Really Shitty College!}
*laughs*

*Caramel Girl scowls*

CG: It's the Royal Shakespeare Company you oafs. Try reading something other than the cereal box.

Sal: OK CG we get it you're a serious actress.

Vibes: There are no bad parts just bad actors.

CG: Shut up.

Van: sometimes there's bad critics who are jerks.

Look, CG. I know that's what it was. I read a lot. But don't take things so seriously all the time. We were just making a joke.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: You and Sal should be friends. Maybe you could set up the Bug up the chodhole club!

Sal and CG: Shut up!

I was thinking more of a 10-foot pole. Then they'd be like Neji during the chunnin exams. Or like Sasuke.
{*laughs*}

G: *playing a game of hold em with Anty, Rote and Sly, while Warp King deals the cards*.....Hey do any of you guys know anything about...trading cards?

Anty: Not really as much.

Rote: If you're talking about "MAGIC" then nope.

Sly: I've pick pocketed my share of cards before. Why?

G: Well there was an incident at Scourge's place involving a couple of MegaBots and...well his box of collectable trading cards "sorta" got hit by a stray hook gun shot...

Only trading cards I have are Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Trying to build a Six Samurai deck, but all I have is a mishmash of cards.

Van: Vanguard is better

HyperRob wrote:

G: *playing a game of hold em with Anty, Rote and Sly, while Warp King deals the cards*.....Hey do any of you guys know anything about...trading cards?

Anty: Not really as much.

Rote: If you're talking about "MAGIC" then nope.

Sly: I've pick pocketed my share of cards before. Why?

G: Well there was an incident at Scourge's place involving a couple of MegaBots and...well his box of collectable trading cards "sorta" got hit by a stray hook gun shot...

Rote: By "sorta" did you mean "actually"?

Anty: You're not helping.

I wanna try Vanguard.

Van: it's fun and no trap or spell cards

Huh…

Sly: Well What kind of cards are we talking about here? Baseball? Wacky Packages?....Vanguard?

G: Well according to the ebay page that Scourge bought them from, it was a full set of "Wrath of Mars" cards.

Sly. O-O"........That's.....gonna be difficult....

??? Never heard of them. Tell me where I can find them and I'll "acquire" them.~

Sly: It's not that simple Louis...

Bentley: "Wrath of Mars" first published in 1983, were a series of 255 cards depicting a fictional Martian invasion. Due to the graphic content they were yanked off the shelves a week after release. As of 2013 on 50 in tact and complete sets are know to exist.

Murray:*eating a hot dog* Oh man I used have a couple of "Wrath of Mars" cards when I was a kid. Literally had clean up around the orphanage to get the money to buy them!

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