[Humor RP Thread] The Break room

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah otherwise you end up like Sal!

Sal: I heard that!

I'm at a balance. I know to joke around at times. But I also know to be ready for anything to happen. Last time I slacked, people were killed because I didn't act fast enough.

actually you tend to be serious 24/7 around us. lighten up a bit dude. RC isn't in danger of having murderers right now

I really am trying. It's just how I am due to instincts.

*points to title of the current RP*

I know!

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: This is silly. Can we just forget this and get some pizza?

*sighs and drinks from his alcohol flask*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: 'Kay I'll order some in and you can grab if you want some.

*She sees him glare*

Vibes: Promise me you'll never try standup.

Make sure ya get some pizza with just sausage or ham. Kinda picky on pizza toppings.

*Vibes mimes smoking a pipe*

Vibes: Young man in this household we say please!

Sal: Vibes, what did we say about talking like a Dad from a 50's sitcom?

Vibes: It's silly.

Sal: And yet still you do it.

Please get those toppings… *sighs and drinks more alcohol*

*Vibes orders in the pizza. Sal comes over to Louis.*

Sal: She's an endurance test, isn't she?

Very much so… and I can't even get drunk to deal with her…

*Sal smiles as she pours herself a drink too*

Sal: I'm just glad I have Guillermo about or I'd probably have lost it with her a lot sooner.

Heheh. Even then, I can't believe you can deal with her… she's way too rash… she'll get someone killed if she doesn't start thinking first.

*Sal laughs*

Sal: True but she's also someone who can get that great idea from nowhere and save the day.
She's a nutter don't get me wrong. But she's got a good heart and she does what she thinks
is right.

Yeah, I know… she tries to do what's right… I just hope she never has to make a choice between 2 evils… that she never has to decide who to save and who to let die… it's happened way too many times with me…

*Sal smiles.*

Sal: She will.

*Knocks back drink*

*sighs* With those choices… there's never a right answer… *drinks sake straight from the bottle*

G: So are you and Van....yknow, related?

Becky: What are you talking about?

G: Well red shirt, blue shorts/pants......

Becky: What? Oh of course not. That's just a complete coincidence.

Van: yeah. red's my favorite color and i just always wear jeans.

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: You're clothing twins!

*smashes the empty sake bottle on his own head* Please make her be quiet…

*The following day*

Penelope: Ahem. Warp King if you may?

Warp King: Gladly. *with a single snap of his fingers, The Break Room gets fully decked out in Halloween decorations*

Penelope: Oooo~ It's perfect!