Snake Oily Salesman

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:12 pm

Sly looks at his strange-looking stand, several bottles lining it as he smiles, his body having changed into something more human. The stand is labeled 'Miracle Cure'.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:13 pm

*people rush the stands*

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:17 pm

"No need to crowd, there's plenty! Don't worry, it's free!" He starts handing out bottles to the customers, a smile on his face.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:20 pm

Fiona: *walks up to Van* So how's the new guy?

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:21 pm

*Vibes smiles as she runs in*

Vibes: His name's Sly.

Fiona: You mean like...?

Vibes: No different guy. He's more...lizardy.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:22 pm

Van: he's doing pretty well.

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:23 pm

He looks over, waving. "Hey, it's good to see you again, I took your advice, I'm finally helping!" He seems quite happy about it.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:25 pm

*Vibes smiles awkwardly*

Vibes: Oh...great...

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:26 pm

"Did... Did I make a mistake again? These should help fix problems people have..."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:28 pm

Fiona: So you must be "Mr.Sly". A pleasure to meet you I guess.

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:29 pm

He smiles, shaking their hand as he lifts his hat. "Nice to meet you."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:30 pm

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: No this is fab...good for you...

Vibes (thought): I know he wants to do good...so why am I getting such a weird feeling?

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:33 pm

"Do any of you possibly want to try one? I have a few kinds. Illness, building muscle, etc...."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:35 pm

Fiona: Nah, I'm good. I just came over to watch over you and your business.....y'know just in case anything "bad" happens.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:35 pm

*walks over, looking over Mr Sly and the bottles with eyes glowing a bit* Hmm... so this is the new guy in town... an interesting soul...

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:36 pm

*Vibes motions to them not to do it*

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:37 pm

"Well, fair enough... They all seem to work, one person came by, barely standing upright, stumbling around wildly, next day, they jogged past.... Fairly certain they weren't just drunk."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:41 pm

*Sal waits until the others have gone*

Sal: Do you have anything for...weight loss?

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:48 pm

He looks a bit worried. "I do... But really, I don't think you really need it..."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:50 pm

Sally: just hand it over

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:52 pm

"Well, if you insist... The customer's always right, I suppose."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:09 am

*Sal smiles as she takes it from him*

Sly (thought): She doesn't need to lose weight she just needs a little change in...perspective.

*Sal glugs the potion. As she does so she starts to giggle*

Sal: Ooh I feel so much...cuter!

Subject: Snake Oily Salesman Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:15 am

"It may take up to a few hourssss to work fully, but it sssstartsss immediately."

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:18 am

LATER....

*Sal looks in the mirror. As she looks her lips become fuller, her face more made up*

Sal: Hee hee hee.

Subject: Re: Snake Oily Salesman Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:38 am

She did look a bit thinner, and her body had developed a bit of visible muscle.