Spellcasting Screwover

He smiles, turning to the gator man, making him much the same, though he has a notable potbelly. "Unexpected... But it worksss."

*Sly beams*

Sly: Together we're going to give this city the show it deservesss!

Van: revert them back to normal! *runs down*

*Vibes is running behind him*

He steps forward. "Thissss isss my show, do I need to show you jussst who'ssss in charge?!" He glares, growing larger.

Van: like that intimidates me

"Like you even hurt me before!"

Van: yeah? now we're inside.

He suddenly throws several playing cards, mostly jokers and kings.

Van: *takes shadows from the darkened theater and creates a shield*

He growls, launching his arms out at Van.

Van: crap *reforms the shadows into a barrier*

His arms slam into the barrier hard, only for him to continue pounding down on it.

*The salamander woman grips Vibes*

Salamader: I'd advissssse not ssstruggling.

Van: Vibes! *dispells the barrier with a shockwave to knock sly off balance and rushes to help Vibes*

*Vibes elbows the salamander woman*

Salamander Woman: Oof!

Van: *blasts the salamander woman away* you ok V?

He falls, making a loud splat as he hits the ground, quickly reforming, and getting on his feet. "Hey, leave my performersss alone!" He charges forward, throwing more cards.

Van: what is with this guy?

A number of joker cards hit the floor, starting to release an odd gas.

*Vibes and Van both cough*

Vibes: Oh jeez not again!

Van: hold your breath!

*Vibes does so*

The salamander still on the ground starts to plump up, Sly lifts her rotund form back on the stage. "I know the gassss from before didn't go well, sssso try thissss!"

*The Salamander woman grins*

Salamander: I feel sssso much more....powerful.