A wrong turn

Van: i'm telling you Vibes the bat computer has got to have everything in existence on it

*Vibes looks confused*

Vibes: And this bothers me because...?

Van: ...Because he could have a file on you.

Vibes: Why would he have a file on me...Oh right...

Van: Because he's Batman!

Van: .....and i'm sure he's got those lost episodes of Jenny matrix

Vibes: i'll get the explorer

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes (thought): Good thing about borrowing a time/space travelling machine you can
bring it back before they know it's gone!

Van: *gets in as Vibes brings it around* let's go

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: This is going to be awesome!

Van: uh...i think we take a left up at the crossroads

Vibes: i'm pretty sure it's a right

Van: left.

*Vibes shrugs*

Vibes: Who's driving?

Van: vibes it's really important we- *is cut off as they drive straight through the turn* ....did we just miss the turn?

Vibes: aren't you always told not to distract the driver?!

Van: aren't women the ones who are supposed to listen to directions?

*Van sighs*

Van: Oh wait, I forgot you're psychic!

Vibes: Oh great throw that back in my face!

Van: we're literally going into the warp because you couldn't- *the explorer crashes.......into arkham asylum

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Uh oh.

Van: .....is it just me or does this arkham seem a bit lighter to you

*Vibes looks*

Vibes: Yeah....it's a bit...Mel Brooks.

Van: actually it seems kinda schuma-oh good god no

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Oh crud.

*the 2 see poison ivy emerge from the hole*

Van: ....vibes hit reverse

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: We're...stuck.

Van: oh give me a break!

*As they emerge from the Explorer their costumes glow. Vibes giggles at Van*

Van: What?

Vibes: Loving the new look!

Van: ....not gonna look down....not gonna look down

*Van sees Vibes' exaggerated heels, tight costume and mask*

Van: Definitely not looking down.

Vibes: what? *looks down* ......ok who gave frank miller the script?!

Van: *looks to see he's in a robin esque costume, pants included*

*Vibes tries to hold it back but bursts out laughing*

Van: hey i like robin.....well dick grayson more specifically. and at least i'm not wearing stilletos