The Super Swap: Hero Exchange

G: but she still did all her work

*G laughs*

Sal: What's so funny?

G: You moan about her being irresponsible all the time and then when she does her job...

Sal: What's your point?

G: Come on Sal you do have a weird Big Sis thing happening with her.

Sal: OK you might want to shut up now.

G: It's ok you're still the good one...


MEANWHILE...

*In the Watchtower Batman is looking at a video of Wonder Woman doing lasso tricks*

Batman: Something very strange is going on.

Flash: Yeah... look at that giant clown in the middle of Metropolis.

Batman: I'm not falling for that...again.

*He looks and sees Flash isn't joking*

Batman: And the day gets stranger.

*As Batman watches tanks that approach the giant clown inflate*

Batman: we may need those foxes again

*Flash laughs*

Batman: What's so funny?

Flash: You know for a second...nah, you'll think it's stupid.

Batman: No please, carry on.

Flash: Doesn't how Diana's acting at the moment remind you of...someone?

Batman: .......of course

*Flash looks confused*

Flash: So you are thinking what I'm thinking?

Batman: Look at how she is moving, her facial expressions, the...showboating. 
            It all makes sense.

Flash: Wow, how 'bout that?

Batman: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

*Flash ponders this for a second*

Flash: Hey!

Batman: let's get the foxes and diana back over here

*Flash nods*

Flash: On my way!

*He speeds off while Martian Manhunter prepares a boom tube*

Batman: Thank you.

J'onn: *nods*

*Batman goes into the boom tube and emerges in Reynard City*

MEANWHILE...

*Wonder Woman is dodging Caramel Girl's blasts*

WW (thought): Strange, some kind of Hera-given instinct is telling me to avoid that goop!

Van: charge!! *rushes at CG

*CG goes to blast him but gets wrestled to the ground by Wonder Woman*

CG: Hey!

Wonder Woman: You are going to jail villain, I swear by Hades I'll...

*She looks and sees Van baffled*

Wonder Woman: I mean...you suck, you...melon head.

Van: .....you're not vibes are you?

*Wonder Woman sighs*

Wonder Woman: Yes... My name is Diana, I'm a princess from Paradise Island.

Sal: OK that definitely explains a few things.

CG: Great she's a princess. Can you tell Daisy to get off me?

Wonder Woman: Not until the police get here.

Van: am i the only one here who remembered the justice league

*Sal suddenly realises*

Sal: Wonder Woman?

Wonder Woman: Oh yes, I get called that too.

Sal: I must admit I didn't know the backstory.

Van: to be fair it varies.

*Wonder Woman looks down to see Caramel Girl has gone*

Wonder Woman: What the...?

Van: she does that

*Wonder Woman looks round*

Van: What's wrong?

Wonder Woman: Getting a strange feeling that someone is...watching us...

CG: almost...almost...

*CG blasts Wonder Woman*

Wonder Woman: Huh?

*Wonder Woman's cheeks swell up*

Wonder Woman: MUMPH!

Van: oh crap

*Sal gulps*

Sal: Alright...Diana, I need you to calm down.

Wonder Woman: C...Calm? How can I? I'M A BLIMP!

*she fwoomps bigger*

Van: if you don't you'll get worse and worse