Things That Shouldn't Have Been Pt 3: Earth's Most Irritated Heroes

*Vibes' hair turns blond*

Vibes: Oh crap no! Now is not the time to go weird and neurotic!

Van: too....blimpy....

*Vibes' bodies start to bulge*

Vibes: Oh this is really not good!

Van: scarlet....help... *swells bigger*

*Scarlet starts to panic*

Scarlet Witch (thought): Ugh...feel...weird...

*Tony starts to do a bizarre breakdance*

Tony: Uh...help would be good right now, I'm dancing like Johnny Depp in Alice In Wonderland!

Vibes: can't....think.....

*Vibes then realises*

Vibes: No wait...don't...

Scarlet Witch: Got...to...blast...

Vibes: STOP!

Van: uh...wait wha?

*Diversion zaps Scarlet Witch*

Scarlet Witch: Feel...strange...urge...change...everything...

Vibes (thought): Got to stop her!

*Tries to move but is too fat*

Van: *floats slowly over to scarlet witch*

*Scarlet Witch starts to giggle*

Scarlet Witch: Yes...Make...everything...better...

Van: *tries crashing into her*

*The blast hits Diversion*

Vibes: What the...?

*Diversion grins as he glows*

Diversion: So....much...POWER!

Van: crap. too late

*Diversion grins*

Diversion: There's going to be a few...changes. Oh who am I kidding? A LOT of changes.

Van: can we talk about this?

*Diversion laughs*

Diversion: OK you just earned the first transformation Yappy Mcyap!

Van: uh....it was vibes's ide-GAH! *gets zapped*

*Diversion laughs*

Diversion: Hmm...Yes, to change reality...You are now Blimp Fox!

Van: yes...i am blimp fox...

*Diversion zaps Vibes as her weight balloons*

Vibes: I...I...I'm...supersizing!

Van: *laughs* bigger is better vibes!

* Diversion zaps Scarlet Witch, turning her into a giant strawberry*

Scarlet Witch: MUMPH!

Tony: what is this guy?!

*Diversion zaps Tony, turning his suit into a tin man style suit*

Diversion: I'm taking over this joint, see?