The Perfect Union

Romana: "MOTHER!!!"

*the sudden yell shocking sal awake, noticing Romana still at rest.*

*Sal jolts up, then winces in pain*

Sal: I'm here I'm here!

Romana: "mphhh...?" *slowly coming to.* "...mum...what is it?"

*Sal smiles a little too much*

Sal: Nothing...just want to make sure you're ok!

Romana: uh...ok then...

*Sal hugs her a bit too hard*

Sal: You know I love you right?

Romana: yes mother.

*Sal smiles*

Sal: Well....I'm down the hall if you need me...

*As Sal goes down the hall she sees herself enormously fat in the mirror*

Sal: Oh no...

Sally: i....i'm bigger than ever...

*Sal sighs*

Sal: I'll never get back to normal...

*PP and Sebiv laugh*

PP: Told you, oh so simple.

Sebiv: who next?

*PP smiles*

PP: Carmy is another former host of mine. Think she needs to be reminded how tough her desk
     job is!

Sebiv: right

MEANWHILE...

*Carmy is at her desk, groaning*

Carmy: I can't wait to be back on the street. I can't handle pushing pencils much...

*Sees everyone glare at her*

Carmy: No offence.

Carmy: *sighs* i'm going to get coffee

SOME TIME LATER...

*Carmy heads for home*

Carmy: Another dull end to another dull day.

Carmy: i wish they'd stop making those donut runs too

*Carmy clutches her gut*

Carmy: Vibes really doesn't realise how lucky she is.

Carmy: *doesn't notice her bottom half begin jiggling with each movement*

*Carmy sighs as she walks in the door*

Carmy: I don't remember my door being this...tight.

Carmy: *struggles to get in*

*Carmy groans*

Carmy (thought): Something doesn't feel right...just wish I knew what.

*She looks and sees a massive dish of candy on her coffee table*

Carmy (thought): I don't remember buying all that candy!

Carmy: but...it does look good.

*She slumps down and switches on the TV*

Announcer: Coming up next- Reynard City's Wackiest Accidents!

Carmy: oh good