Vacation Sting

*G groans*

G: Oh this gets better and better.

Rena: "next you'll want to try fudging up the air conditioning. we don't know where it is powered. If it's powered outside though then we can't even get outside to get to it. If it's powered inside then I think we're too squishy to smash it."

*Van looks at Rena suspiciously*

Van: You seem to know a lot about this.

Rena: "Because i read a lot and remember a lot of modern day media. I do a lot of comparisons and logical thinking."

*G and Van laugh*

Rena: What's so funny?

G: Sorry the terms "logical" and "Insect Girl" rarely go together.

Rena: "Well that just means it'd be easier to get out of here wouldn't it?"

MEANWHILE...

*Sal is in tears as she flies over the city*

Sal (thought): I've got to find G...

Sal: *her eyes gazing around in worry while trying to find him. Her gaze going about until she bumps into IG in the air.*

IG: "OPH! Watch where you're flying missie!"

*Sal turns red with anger as she sees her*

Sal: YOU!

IG: "Oh it's you!" *giggling.* "Having trouble with heroing Blubber Vixen?"

*IG casually dodges as Sal tries to fly at her*

Sal: What did you do with G?

IG: "G? Oh you mean my lovely fox boy! What about him?"

*Sal flicks on her taser*

Sal: OK time for me to switch on my bug zapper!

IG: *Gives Sal a raspberry before flying off, making sal have to give chase.*

*Sal angrily charges after her*

Sal: GET BACK HERE!

IG (thought): I don't know what he sees in her.

IG (Thought): "But this oughta put the wind out of her..or in her that is!"

*IG flaps on through a weave of buildings before she stops at a corner. Her hands spreading out a web of her special honey before flying back to taunt Sal.*

IG: "MAYBE I SHOULD ASK G IF HE'S MORE INTERESTED IN LEANER WOMEN!"

*Sal is now furious*

Sal: GET BACK HERE NOW!

IG: *shaking her thorax at sal before leading her through the trap. By the time Sal ran through in anger, IG got behind her fast to knock her into the honey net.*

Sal: "GAH!!"

*Sal struggles*

Sal: Ungh...Ungh...Feel....so...strange...

IG: "Hope you like the special honey lotion there fat fox! it'll be sure to give you quite a swell time!"

*Sal's body tingling as she began to swell up*

*Sal groans*

Sal: No...I'm...so...so...fat...

IG: *Giggling and slapping her on the ass.* "I say it's a good look on you!"

*Sal looks furiously at IG*

Sal: You...you're...sick...

IG: "Sick? Oh please. I'm not the one who's body weight is 5 times above the regulated health levels!" *cackling before flying off.* "now if you'll excuse me, I have some company back home to tend to!"

*Sal struggles, unable to move*

Sal (thought): Ugh...each time I move I get bigger!