Fun House Hospitality

Funzoid: Wait wait WAIT!!! *panicing as he watches the girls simply pluck civilians out and had them taken away if the weren't happy. His head banging on the screen as he seems to get more and more put down.* where did I go wrong?! I'm sure I made those girls perfect! *blinking when he remembers how amber and van's grumpy attitudes were similar. He starts biting non existant nails before he runs thinking they were next to be let go!*

*Funzoid ponders this*

Funzoid: Maybe I can use this to my advantage!

Rena: *waddling on to van as his time-out involved spankings on his poor bottom.*

Van: > < ugh...i'm happy vibes isn't watching this!

Rena: hey mr grumps! still not liking it here?

Van: Rena! This isn't you! Funzoid's put you under some mind controlOWOWOWOW!!!

Rena: *Tilts her head.*

*Funzoid laughs*

Funzoid: I think it's Van's feeding time.

Van: wait-what?!

rena: OH goodie! *picks up the fat foxy in arms and kisses his head with her big mouth, carrying him to the baby chair. She shoves him in and secures him tight, right before being given a big barrel of baby food with a big spoon.* now open wide widdle baby~

Van: i really need to talk to the editor of this comic

Rena: sorry but you'll have to wait in line. *shoveling another spoonful in.*

*Amber groans as she is dragged to the feeding table*

Vibes: now you be a good girl and eat your baby food okay??

Amber: this is completely crazy... *Getting shoved onto one of the baby chairs.*

Sal: Uh uh! Babies should be happy and fat like us! *jiggles her fat belly as she holds a giant spoon up*

Amber: back off

Vibes: Aw why so grouchy? Say Aahhh! *pushing the spoon up to amber's mouth*

Vibes: Here comes the Jumbo Jet NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOON!

Amber: MH! I said I- URGH! *Her mouth stuffed and fed as she forcefully gulped* Ugh...soo...sticky! *panting*

Sal: there! that wasn't so hard was it?

*Vibes shoves a giant sippy cup in Amber's mouth*

Amber: ULP! *blushing while forced to gulp and swallow, swelling up*

*Vibes pats Amber's belly*

Vibes: You'll GROW to love it here. HA!

Amber: Ogh the puns~ *whimpering.* <They even got funzoids stupid sense of humor!>

*Sal laughs as she rubs Amber's belly*

Amber: *Whimpering while her fat belly jiggles and sloshes around.* ngh...haahaaahh!! > < No ... gotta...stop...this- *URP* oohhhh~ *whimpering.*

Amber: too,....fat....

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Join the fun!

Rena: *jiggling van's belly happily* come on! Be happy will you? It's no fun if you're not enjoying it. *blushing.*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: I'll turn his frown upside down!

Rena: Oh what do you have in mind? Something fun and jiggly that'll make him smile?

*Vibes beams as she tickles him*

Vibes: Tickle tickle tickle!