The Super Swap

*Mega Fox, Lex Luthor, Loki, Enchantress and assorted villains are together in a conference room*

Lex Luthor: This had better be good.

Mega Fox: We have a proposal...Render our enemies permanently powerless.

Loki: and just how do you plan to do that

*Mega Fox reveals what looks like an engine*

Loki: What is that? I fail to see how that will work.

Mega Fox: It is quite simple- this engine is designed to transfer energy. Once hit
              by it our enemies will be drained.

Loki: And how exactly do you propose to do that?

Mega Fox: Well I would need a certain shapeshifter to persuade them that such a thing
              is dangerous.

Loki: You sly old charmer.

Megafox: *nods*

Mega Fox: Our first candidates are Vibes, Van, Superman, Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Wasp.

Loki: let's have some fun

LATER...

*"Sal" flies toward Vibes and Van*

"Sal": You must come at once- we've received a distress call from the Justice League!

Van: *sighs* just when i was going to preorder my deadpool tickets too

*Deadpool pops his head out of the phone*

Deadpool: It's out in February true believers!

Vibes: That's not even your catchphrase!

Van: no but at least it's the same universe

*Deadpool smiles*

Deadpool: Anyhoo, watch the movie in a cinema, bring friends, or a date, or your neighbour.
             And his neighbour. And a bus full of nuns. Maybe not the last one.

Vibes: Can we get on with the story?

Deadpool: Sure. Byeee!

Van: anyways. lead on sally

*They head into the Explorer*

LATER...

*Wonder Woman gets a signal*

Green Lantern: Diana, it's John. Hostage situation, they're demanding you.

WW: on my way

ELSEWHERE...

*Wasp eyes Black Widow suspiciously*

Wasp: So you got a distress call from Iron Man at just the same time as I got one
        from Captain America and by weird coinky-dink they happen to be the same place?

Black Widow: Well obviously I didn't know that at the time.

*Black Widow eyes Wasp suspiciously*

Wasp: hm.....

Black Widow/Wasp (thought): I'd better keep an eye on her...something's not right...

Van: this the place?

*They arrive in what appears to be an abandoned fairground*

Vibes: OK something screwy is going on.

*She looks round and sees Sal's gone*

Vibes: Sal?

Van: that cant be good

*As the heroes look confused they see a glowing light enveloping them*

All: Huh?

Van: oh crap. scatter!

*Reacting Superman fires a heat vision blast, causing an explosion*

SECONDS LATER...

Loki: did it work?

*Vibes emerges from the dust...dressed as Wonder Woman*

Vibes: Err...what the heck just happened?