the return of the AKP- The AK parents

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: I thought you didn't like the ego. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not special.

Van: i don't like how massive it is but i prefer it over cowardly

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: It's just...Every time I look in the mirror I see a big hanging gut now...and it's getting worse!

Van: well it's not-

Vibes's mom: did you hit my daughter?!

*Vibes looks confused*

Vibes: Mum? Where did?

Vibes' Mum: Never mind that! You do not hit my daughter! She has behavioural problems
and you're not helping.

Van: she's going mental

*Vibes' Mum looks concerned*

Vibes' Mum: I'm not surprised! Her diet is horrible, she is continually verbally abused and she has obviously not recovered from tra...

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Shut...up.

Vibes' Mum: Veronica how dare...?

Vibes: You aren't my Mum, stop pretending to be my Mum.

*"Vibes' Mum starts glowing purple*

Van: uh oh

*A purple blobby alien appears*

Blobulite: It is too late! We have already absorbed your energy!

Van: oh crap

*Vibes looks down as her body turns into a blob. She sees the purple blob take on her form*

Vibes: Oh no.

Van: you little * charges at the blobulite*

*The blobulite laughs*

Blobulite: STEALTH MODE!

MEANWHILE...

*Sal looks in horror at the notebook*

Sal: She still thinks I'm fat...

Sally: she...she thinks i'm fatter than ever....

*Sal looks in the mirror and sees her reflection*

Sal: I'm...enormous!

Sally's mom: that's right.

*Sal is in tears*

Sal: I'm so...big.

*Sal's Mum nods*

Sal's Mum: Oh poor Sally... You work so hard...And all that effort is worthless...

Sally: *cries harder*

*Sal's mum smiles as Sal begins to balloon up*

Sally: *doesn't notice her mom glow blue*

*Sal's body becomes a blob*

Sal: Mum...what are you...?

*The Blue Blobulite laughs*

Blue Blobulite: Pathetic creature. All that power and you are defeated by your feeble emotions.

Blue Blobulite *morphs into sally* your power is mine now

*Sal tries to get up but can't*

Sal: You...you...

Blobulite: It's what we do.

Sally: vibes will stop you

*Blobulite laughs*

Blobulite: HA! She was easier to break down than you. Another idiot granted ludicrous power.