Robo Oh No Part 1

oh crap

???: *working on the ships engine* Ok that ougtha do it. *closes the hood*

???2: you didn't put in that new gravametric warpdrive did you

????: *walks to the other side*

???2: the untested gravametric warp drive.

????: *opens the cockpit*

???2: the one you built out of blargian scrap metal?

????: you worry too much. with this we can get back and forth to polaris in no time

*Vibes raises an eyebrow*

Vibes: Who are those guys?

Van: ratchet and clank. a lombax and his robot companion. he lived on a planet near darkmos.

???2: *sighs* That's what you said last time you tried this.

???: Relax. It worked the first time didn't it? *starts up the ship* Alright let's get flyi-*gets interrupted by a large shot to one of the ships wings* WHOA! *nearly falls out of his seat* What the heck was that?! *the two take a look outside the cockpit*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Cool.

Ratchet: apheleon! *growls and pulls out a RYNO V* WHO SHOT MY SHIP!

*The Megabot horde then de-cloaks right in front of Ratchet*

Ratchet: Oh great, Just what I needed this morning....

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I like these guys.

(and now for the reason i pulled out the RYNO V)
Ratchet: *blows the bots to pieces while Beethoven's 1812 overture plays*

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Classy.

Megabot: Drones! Scatter! *they try to dodge the shots*

Ratchet: Clank? Anything on these guys?

Clank: I'm scanning every possible model of robotic attack drones. These are nothing like the ones we've seen before. They're not even a Nefarious model!

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes (psychic): Come on guys you can take em!

Ratchet: of course they aren't. they actually dodged!

*The Megabots keep dodging but as always they fail as their shattered remains scatter to the ground*

Ratchet: Phew...that takes care of that. Man this gun never gets old.

Clank: I guess you can say these drones can finally "rest in pieces"? *chuckles*

Ratchet: *hears a broken bot try to escape*

Bot: Worthy....Worthy...

Ratchet: Oh no you don't! *tosses his Omniwrench, knocking its head off* That ought to teach you not to mess with me and my pal.

Clank: Um not to put a damper on things but what was that thing murmuring?

Ratchet: I don't know. But I don't think I want to-*the two then get warped into the pod next to Sonic*-find...out...

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Well I guess that completes the hat trick.

Van: hey ratchet

Ratchet: hey Van. you too

Van: yep

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Didn't realise you guys were best buds. So don't be shy, introduce me!

Van: it's been a while since he moved V.

Nefarious: *laughs* Just how I pictured it! My arch nemesis captured, unable to blast his way out of his cell!

Ratchet: What is it THIS time Nefarious?

Nefarious: Oh why should I spoil the fun? Clearly you two were too stupid enough to go up against MY works of genius!

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Oh boy another villain who wants to go all M Bison on us.

Van: pretty sure those were bots made by mega fox nefarious.

Ratchet: not a scrap of your tech was in them

Clank: we've beaten you before nefarious

Nefarious: Oh but modifications are just the beginning! My friends you may not know it but soon you'll all play a part in our diabolical plan!!! *laughs*

Sonic: *sighs* Rule 1: Get over yourself buddy.

???: I KNOW....*a man in a lab coat, as well as a large "N" on his forehead walks out of the shadows* How can a machine bent on world domination be SUCH a blowhard?

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Believe me I've been waiting to bust some robot heads since I was put into...
whatever this is.