Everything Changes Pt 1- Rubber Croft

Lara: shut up!

*Lara looks round in shock*

Schoolgirls: LARDY LARA! LARDY LARA!

Lara: *covers her ears* STOP!!!!

*Hera laughs*

Hera: Have some doughnuts Lara. Comfort eating is your friend.

Lara: MPH! *doughnuts start flying into her mouth and make her fatten with each*

This is really weird!! I don't like this!!! *panicking*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: She...She's regressing!

Van: this is bad

*Giant doughnuts appear all around Lara*

Hera: You're useless Lardy Lara.

*Lara struggles under the doughnuts*

Lara: MUMPH!

Van: fight it lara!

*Lara starts gobbling*

Lara (thought): Only one way out...

Van: *glares at hera

*Hera grins*

Hera: Now you see my power...I have changed Lara in mind, body and soul!

Van: lara can't be beaten

SUCK IT!! *starts cussing a lot; seems he swears when in a panic*

*Vibes shuts her eyes*

Vibes (think): You have the power Lara...She's messing with you!

Lara: r...right

*Hera scowls*

Hera: Nonsense Lara! They have powers, you don't! You're a useless tubbo!

I don't have powers either, Goddess of Bitch and Periods!

Lara: *struggles to get up*

*Hera sighs*

Hera: The point is you're not getting your body back. You're the One Ton Tomb Raider!

Lara: ....and i can use it to crush you

*Hera looks baffled*

Hera: What are you talking about?

*Lara grins*

Lara: You're right. I am the One Ton Tomb Raider.

*She slams down on top of Hera*

Hera: MUMPH!

Lara: You're going to return us back to normal Hera or this will hurt. A lot.

Lara: 5.

*The castle crumbles around them, the heroes and Lara all return to normal*

Hera: You...you...win.