An All-New AK Girl

*Van gulps*

Van (thought): What if...no I can't think that...

Van: im sure they're somewhere. Now the- yipe! *he is cut off as thieves bust out of the store in front of him*

*Van gulps*

Van (thought): I...I should do something...shouldn't I...?

Van: i gotta at least try.... hey!

*Van goes to run after them*

Van: drop the stolen goods!

* The thieves stop and turn toward Van*

Van: *tries to tackle one*

* One of the thieves sweeps him over*

Van: WHOA!

Van: ow....

Thief one: who's this loser?

*Thief two snots*

Thief two: No idea, some rando who thinks he's Rambo.

Thief 1: so. What do we do with him?

* Thief 2 laughs*

Thief 2: I think we should get a full workout and then get a little bonus from whatever's in his pockets.

Van: uh...maybe we skip the beat down?

*The thieves laugh*

Van: uh...help!

* As he yells, a familar streak speeds toward him*

Van: wha?

*The thieves are knocked down to the ground*

Sal: I think someone needs to teach you gentlemen some manners.

Van: uh...thanks

*Sal grins*

Sal: STRENGTH MODE!

*Sal ties them up with metal binds*

Van: so...youre ak girl?

* Sal beams*

Sal: The one and only!

Van: bit..different than i expected.

* Sal laughed*

Sal: Who exactly were you expecting, Maid Marian?