Play by Play

* The team practically tumble into Vixen House, exhausted*

Sal: Well...that was...an experience.

Vibes: Yeah...who wants pizza?

All: Yes!

*Sal spies Vibes sitting back with a smug look, sighing*

Vibes: What?

Sal: I don't see why you're looking like that, given we saved you back there.

Vibes: Um no, I pulled off another ace that saved our butts.

Van: hate to contradict you dear, but i was the one who saved all of you

*Carmy laughs*

Carmy: Well, we've got a while before the pizza gets here, let's hear everyone out.

Van: uh huh...

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: I'll go first.

Sal: Of course you will.

*Vibes cackles*

Vibes: 'Twas a dark and stormy night. And while the suave and swashbuckling AK Girl was pulling off some sweet moves...

* Sal appears to be dressed like a stern schoolteacher*

Sal: Everything needs to be functional because we can't have any loose cannons going off on their own.

* Van appears to be a Shaggy-like character*

Van: Egad!

Van: shes awesome

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes (narrating): Truly, everyone was stunned by my flair and derring-do.

* Sal scowls at Vibes*

Sal: You're a maverick renegade Vibes, but dang you get results.

Van: Vanny ranny ooh!

* Everyone glares at Vibes*

Sal: Your brain is a mix of mush-headed arrogance and pop culture tropes.

Van: vibes!

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Okay Van, you tell the good people what happened.

Van: wait what?

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Yeah, if you're going to scoff at my finely crafted tale you can have a go.

Van: well forst off, finely crafted? You made me a combination of both shaggy and scooby. Second, you didnt even get the the breakin by the labs. You know, the one that turned you guys into fusion slugs before i expertly saved you with some magic salt from anty's

*Vibes raises an eyebrow*

Vibes: Really? I thought that was an earlier adventure.

Sal: I think this story is missing a few steps.

Van: then whats your story sal

* Sal sighs*

Sal: Van got the fusion slug part and Vibes got the post slug fight in there...somewhere in the midst of
her ludicrous ramble. But there was the reason we got sluggified in the first place...


* Sal and Carmy are looking at some people turned into slugs*

Carmy: Something very strange is going on.

Sal: We need to investigate.

Vibes: Bumholes to that! I know where to go so I'm going to speed off and then celebrate with
a big ass bowl of chilli!

Van: so...youre scared to be proven wrong about you doing the win solo?

*Vibes shrugs*

Vibes: You want the assist? Hang on!

Van: ....i think im getting lost in whats going on

*Sal glares at Vibes*

Sal: Nobody is going anywhere we're going to investigate and...

*Sal turns to Van and then realises*

Sal: She's gone, hasn't she?

*Van nods*

Sal: You go to Anty's and find something that could counter this. Guillermo and I will keep an eye on Vibes.

Carmy: What do you want me to do?

Sal: Hang back. We may need backup.

Van: right right *van heads to anty*

*Guillermo and Sal fly after Vibes, getting transformed as they try to stop Vibes bombing on*

Sal: Vibes!

BACK WITH THE HEROES...

*Carmy claps sarcastically*

Sal: What?

Carmy: You and Vibes seriously need some therapy. Now...perhaps we can hear the story told by
someone whose job it is to remember details...

Van: sure why not

*Carmy takes a deep breath*

Carmy: So I was first on the scene tracking the slug transformations...

*in carm's story*

* Carmy looks down, noticing the slime trail*

Carmy (narrating): I was in the process of investigating the slime trail, when Vibes and Sal blundered in,
bickering as usual.