Return of the Super Saboteur

Van: ...wait...you were with vibes earlier?

* Becky nods*

Becky: One second she's giving me a hug, next thing I know she's giggling and jabbering.

Van: oddly convenient timing...

* Becky laughs*

Becky: Not entirely sure what you're getting at Columbo!

Van: im just saying it seems odd vibes goes loopy just before she met back up with you

Becky: you worry too much

* Becky smiles*

Becky: Have you had lunch yet?

Van: well....no

* Becky shows him to a table*

Becky: It's quieter over here, I'll tell you what I saw.

Van: alright. Fair enough *he heads to the table*

* Becky smiles as he sits down*

Becky: You've got to try the chicken and waffles here, amazing!

Van: *places an order* if you say so. Now about what-

* Van sees Becky look right at him*

Van: What are you?

* Becky doesn't avert her eyes*

Becky: When we are finished here you won't remember this conversation.

Van: i...what do...you...*he finds he cant look away*

*Van sees swirls*

Becky: Just relax Van. This will be the nicest lunch you've ever had.

Van: nicest...lunch....

Becky: one so good it just never ends it seems

Van: never...ends?

* Becky grins*

Becky: Enjoy filling your happy tummy!

Van: *starts eating, his eyes spiralling*

A FEW HOURS LATER...

*Van is alone in the restaurant, groggily regaining his senses*

Van: ugh....what...happened?

*Van looks down at his belly, beaming*

Van (thought): That was the nicest lunch I ever had.

Van: i should come her again some time

*Van strains as he tries to get up*

Van: ugh. I feel off *he remains oblivious of his new size*

*Van wobbles awkwardly*

Van (thought): I was supposed to be doing...something.

Van: eh. Probably wasnt important