How To Win Friends And Inflate People

Dr. Fluenza: now. How would you like to unlock your potential *his eyes glow, followed by van's*

* Dr Fluenza smiles*

Dr Fluenza: You have been through so much Van Hikari. But you are capable of so much more!

Van: i... i can be?

* Dr Fluenza nods*

Dr Fluenza: Yes...the inflation process will free you!

Van: *begins to puff up*

*meanwhile*

Vibes: back...off! *shoves the ballooned heroes away*

*She sees Batman, Batgirl and Huntress struggling to fight Wonder Woman*

Vibes (thought): Perfect time for Van to go AWOL!

Vibes: ill deal with that later. He can handle himself

*Vibes tries to think*

Vibes (thought): Just need to figure out how to deal with Blimp Canary and Green Balloon!

Vibes: let me try the ol PSYCHIC MODE

* Vibes fires her psychic blast...but Black Canary breathes in and blasts it back, sending her flying*

Vibes: OOF!

Vibes: so much for that idea

*Black Canary and Green Lantern squish Vibes between them*

Vibes: MUMPH!

Vibes: *struggles to fight back as she is flattened*

*Wonder Woman ties up Batman, Batgirl and Huntress*

Vibes: n-no mph! *her vision goes black as she is completely smothered, coming to strapped into a doctors office chair*

*Vibes looks round*

Vibes: W...What the...?

Dr. Fluenza: hello ak girl

*Vibes realises*

Vibes: Wait...I know that voice...

Dr. Inflenza: it has been quite a while

*Vibes gasps*

Vibes: Influenza!

*She then groans*

Vibes: Well, you didn't even really try to cover that up.

Influenza: i was surprised too. Now to polish off the last of you heroes

*Vibes strains as she tries to break free*

Influenza: You have no power here Vibes. As we speak, your body is massively inflating.

Vibes: wha- no its not! *trying to will it to be untrue*

*Influenza laughs*

Influenza: A big, massive superblimp!

Vibes: am not *she squeezes her eyes shut

Influenza: your hubby is already the biggest blimp in the parade you know