Honeymoon Horror

Van: you too? *the 2 get up*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I...I feel...weird.

Van: me too. Maybe its all the stress finally leaving

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: You know, we have time to get a massage before the themed afternoon tea.

Van: sounds great V

LATER...

*They wobble toward a breakfast buffet, ignoring their inflated forms*

Van: something still feels wrong

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah...where's the Full English?

*A waiter appears*

Waiter: You order that in when you sit down.

Vibes: Cool.

*the 2 fall into their seats*

*Vibes gleefully tucks into her breakfast*

*van digs in as well, struggling to get around his gut*

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Got to love a hotel buffet breakfast

Van: its the best. Massage then.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Sounds good.

*the 2 waddle off, getting stuck in the door*

Van: oof. Small doors

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: This is...awkward.

Van: heh. Weve had worse situations *the 2 pop free* come on. We're supposed to be having fun

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: You're right, it's massage time!

*the 2 enter the massage parlor

*They lie down, instantly relaxed by the soothing music*

Van: so....relaxed....

*Vibes yawns*

*the 2 black out as the figures walk in, evil smirks on the shadowy masseuse*

Shadowy: Perfect.

*the figures begin to stretch and mold them*