The latest upgrade

Van: no the cake is fine just *with a gurgle his body plumps up a bit* a bit high calorie it seems

Sally: never trust a skinny chef *laughs*

Van: you just...uh you know what i should go

*sally's app beeps, an update message saying "free recipes if van is captured"*

*Sal is hesitant for a second*

Sal (thought): I really shouldn't...

*another offer for more cooking stuff pops up*

*Sal grins*

Sal: But...then...bargain...

Van: sal?

Sal: Want...bargain...

*she grabs more food and rushes van, tackling him down*

*Sal smiles*

Sal: Now don't struggle, let's keep this nice and simple so I can get back to my baking.

Van: *struggles to shove sal off as she stuffs more cake in*

*Sal grins*

Sal: Now to just get some firm twine to create some makeshift restraints!

Van: ugh *he manages to shove sally off and rush away, slowly fattening from the cake* gotta get away. Need help

*Sal strains as she tries to get up*

*van manages to get away*

LATER...

*Van looks round as he sees everyone engrossed in their phones*

Van: ok. I need to get to the bottom of this fast or-

*everyone's phones go off, offering rewards for catching van*

* Penny giggles*

Penny (thought): I can get super exclusive memes if I capture Van!

Vibes: more protein shakes if i get him!

Carm: the next season of crime dramas!

*Van desperately runs*

Van: damn it! Curse this fatty gut right now!

*Van tries to think*

Van (thought): There's got to be a way to counter these phones!

Van: *hides from the mob* ok. Most likely its silverfox labs. I need to get in there

*Van smiles as he sees a megabot*

Van (thought): Might be a bit tall for a megabot but I think I can pull it off!

*he tries to focus and begins to change, before being blasted by caramel*

Mcv: not bad kid. But we were keeping an eye on you

Van: *struggles in the caramel binds*

* MCV smiles*

MCV: I'm going to enjoy watching your friends tear you apart.

Mcv: but genesis wants to drag you into the labs anyway. So lets go