Avengers: Earth's Blobbiest Heroes

* Iron Man sighs*

Iron Man: So...our big investigation is bakery thefts?

Jarvis: Not just bakeries, it would appear eateries of all kinds have recently been targeted.

Iron man: dont quite think you picked up the snark there Jarvis

Jarvis: Once again you are too subtle for me Sir.

Black widow: can we just get on with this

*Iron Man nods*

Iron Man: Right, everyone be on the lookout for whoever these foodstuff felons are.

*they arrive at the bakery*

*As they arrive they hear the loud noise of someone scoffing down doughnuts*

Wasp: Ooh that's attractive.

Cap: press on

* As they rush into the bakery everything around them glows pink*

Wasp: What the...?

Black Widow: I...I feel...weird...

Cap: getting...hungry...

* The Avengers all clutch their bellies*

All: AAAGH!

Black widow: must....eat

*The Avengers gobble the food down... while Gourmand watches on, holding a warp crystal*

Gourmand: time for the avengers to take a walk on the slobulon side

*Gourmand radios his superiors*

Gourmand: The first phase is complete your majesty.

Gourmand: moving on to phase 2

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: me stuff belly! *snaps out of the psychic connection* oh that cant be good

*Vibes groans*

Vibes (thought): Guess it's time to get folks together.

Vibes: *send out a call to van*

Vibes: Van, I think we've got a big problem on the way. Emphasis on BIG.

Van: ill be right there

*Vibes focuses to get Rotecol as well*

*Rotecol drives up* im gonna start charging gas money

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Dang, that's going to add up.