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Van: keep up. we already broke up. well she broke up with me.

DV: i can hear you.

Scourge: I HOPE YOU ARE! You two were literally meant for each other and somehow you still managed to mess it up. Yes couples fight and all, I mean look at me and Fi we're not perfect either. But we still manage to find a way to fix our relationship. You guys break up and what do you do? YOU try to destroy the city, and macho man hikari here turns into an emotional trainwreck! I'm no love expert but even I know how a relationship works. If you can't fix it you'll never be happy. You guys now have an oppertunity so put things right.

Van/DV: *look at him in amazment* O.O.....

Scourge:.......Fi makes me watch those talk shows k?

Van: ......uh....ok then

*off near the outskirts of the city, Louis looks at his chest and upper left arm… which are covered in crystals* Damn… *falls to his knees in pain* ...the Angelic Crystallus Inofficium… …can't let the others see this…

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I'm in serious pain right now...but I just want to say...Scourge is right. DV...Van
loves you. And you love him. And whatever you may think of yourself I know you.
You can overcome where you're from and be good.

DV: That's really sweet Vibes...but it will be a while before we're mates again.

Scourge: Well you two have a long time in quarantine to work that out...

*No laughing*

Scourge: Usually this is the part where everyone laughs.

DV: We would if it was funny.

Vibes: Looks like we do agree on something!

Scourge: *rolls his eyes*Man I never catch a break =_=

Van: it's a start.

*They eventually arrive at the quarantine*

Vibes: Well...looks like we're stuck together for a while.

DV: Like a demented version of the Odd Couple...

*DV glares at Vibes*

DV: Don't you dare hum that theme tune...

Van: have fun you 2

Scourge: *walks out of the room* Let's talk buddy. It may be slow but....you're going to need help to slowly rebuild your relationship.

Van: and.....the former evil king has this advice

Scourge: Former bring the keyword. But yeah, Fiona and I.can help you with this.

Van: fine then

*Sal walks in, clutching games console, comics etc*

Sal: Got Vibes' care package.

Van: Kind of hard when she can't use her hands.

Sal: Crud. Didn't think of that.

Van: i'll hold onto them

*Sal laughs*

Sal: Nice one. Just don't turn the pages too fast!

Scourge: *whispers to Van* Meet me at my place later....*leaves*

Van: right.....

*As Sal reads to Vibes DV sighs*

Sal: We'll read your car magazine or whatever the heck it is you like next time, OK?

LATER VAN MEETS SCOURGE...

(Last posts?)

Scourge: *giving him a refresher* Ok....Pretend I'm Destructo.

Van: And?...

Scourge: *looks at him*.....Seduce me.

Van: ok i think we're done here.

Scourge: Whoa whoa whoa buddy! You want your girl back right?

Van: Well....yeah.

Scourge: Trust me. My techniques are strange but effective

Fiona: He does have a point dude.

Van: ugh.

Scourge: Now go on, give me your best pick up.

Van: don't have any.