Carmy Hits Back

Carmy: im stronger than you are sally. Now id stop taunting me before i remember how much of a criminal you are.

Van: *tries to pull carm's hand away*

*Sal is taken aback*

Sal: Okay...just...please get your hand off Van's face

Omnilita: *lets go* now if youll excuse me. The city needs a better breed of hero

* Before Sal can say anything else Omnilita flies off*

Van: What just happened?

Sal: I...I don't know. But this can't be good.

Van: lets get to anty

* Sal nods*

Sal: Hang on.

Van: thanks sal *the 2 fail to notice a faint purple glow on van's tongue*

* Sal flies off toward Anty's*

Sal (thought): Got to stay focused...can't let what she said get to me...

Van: sal im sure she didnt mean it. Well....im sure she said it cause she- *he hesitates a bit before* i mean its not like your in any shape to blow up a city now *he immediately covers his mouth*

*Sal blushes*

Sal: W...What are you saying Van?

Van: i...i dont- im saying youve gotten a but rounder since new james town *once again covers his mouth*

*Sal starts to strain after he says that*

Sal: W...Why would you say that? Are you saying I'm fat?

Van: *keeps his mouth covered as muffled words come out, shaking his head no in a panic*

*Sal groans as she struggles to lift Van*

Sal (thought): Ugh...my muscles...so...flabby...

Van: sal no! Its not flab. Its blubber. Which is like 10 times worse. Shut up me!

* Sal looks down at herself, seeing how enormous she is*

Sal (thought): My whole body...it's...ballooned!

Van: *is fighting with his own mouth to keep from making things worse, but is also unable to make things better*

*Sal drops Van and falls down*

Sal (thought): I'm no superhero...just a mass of...fat!

Van: sal thats a lie! *he quickly covers his mouth*

* Sal just manages to get under Van and catch him*

Sal: Van? Why did you say all those horrible things?

Van: *mimes writing on paper*

* Sal looks confused*

Sal: Okay, why exactly are you miming this? I'm not Vibes, I can't read your mind.

Van: cause whenever i try to talk- i tell you the truth about how fat and terrible of a he- *covers mouth*

* Sal blushes*

Sal: Okay, we'd better get you to Anty, something weird is going on here.

Van: just get me a note pad or something first- you air headed loser