The Warp Plot

Warped sally: now my turn

*Loud rock music blares*

*she begins teleporting about and doing impossible moves*

*Sal gasps*

Sal: Oh you have got to be kidding me!

Van: i...cant even follow her.

Vibes: hard to judge a routine we cant even see half of

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: That's a good point who even is the judge here?

Van: communal?

*Warp King emerges*

Vibes: Oh crud, should have seen this coming.

Van: and we're doomed

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: Now now, I'll play fair. I have warped versions of the Strictly and Dancing With The Stars judges fused together in this mason jar here who will help.

Warp king: now. Warp sally. Im afraid that the win goes to normal sally

*Warp Sal scowls at him*

Warp Sal: Ref, that is bunkum. I wiped the floor with her!

Warp King: Now now, I consulted with my jar judges and what you did wasn't actually rhythmic gymnastics. So Sal wins.

Warp king: also the unoriginal character is right. Hard to judge when you spent half of it teleporting.

Van: unoriginal?

*Warp King laughs*

Warp King: You just volunteered to go next.

Vibes: what? No way

*Vibes turns to Van*

Vibes: Quick Van, think something specialist you can do!

Van: cant vibes do a dj competition or something?

Warp vibes: yeah i wanted to have a go!

Warp van: you will when i win

Warp vibes: psht. IF you win. Which i doubt

Vibes: Oh dem's fightin' words.

Warp Vibes: Uh yeah, that's the point of trash talk, dumb dumb.

Vibes: ok. Lets brawl. Now!

Warp Vibes: deal!

*the 2 are suddenly in a fight club cage*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Here it comes! STRENGTH MODE!

Warp vibes: SUPER strength mode!

*Warp Vibes and Vibes grip each other, before Warp Vibes slams her down*

Vibes: OOF!

Vibes: fine. Ultra strength mode!

*Vibes becomes enormously muscular*

Warp vibes: ooo. Someone hit the gym