The Trial Of Wondervixen

* Sal smiles as she sees him*

She-Hulk: Now Mr Rodriguez, would it be fair to say that you are Sal's long term partner?

* Guillermo nods*

Guillermo: That's true.

She-Hulk: So...what of the claim of Mr Paso Grande's, that he is Sal's one true love?

Guillermo: I think they left out the part where El Paso Grande is a fast food mascot that Perfect Platinum
turned into Sal's projection.

She hulk: no further questions

*Squirmy claps sarcastically*

Squirmy: Well...you almost had everyone convinced. But I think there's a question you don't want to answer...

Guillermo: Watch it Squirmy.

Squirmy: Why didn't she come for you Guillermo? Why didn't she try to find you?

*Guillermo hesitates*

Guillermo: She...she....

Squirmy: oh sure epg is a fast food mascot....but people fall in love with ideas all the time. Isnt it possible sally loved her confort food more than you?

*Guillermo tries to hold back tears*

Guillermo: No...she...she's not like that!

Squirmy: And how do you feel, knowing that she always felt she could never live up to the image you had in your mind?

She hulk: objection. Calls for speculation!

*The Judge nods*

Judge: Sustained. Stick to proper questions Squirmy.

Squirmy: Yes your honour. Allow me to rephrase that...Did you ever speak to your darling Sal about how she felt?

* Guillermo sighs*

Guillermo: I...I didn't.

Squirm: nothing further

*The Judge turns to She-Hulk*

Judge: Who is your next witness?

She-Hulk: My next witness is...Veronica Hannah McAllister, though she prefers to be addressed as Vibes.

Judge: Very well.

Sally: wait who-

Vibes: *appears* uh....heya? Whats going on?

*She-Hulk turns to the judge*

She-Hulk: Your honour, permission to give the witness a psychic explanation of what's going on?

Squirmy: objection. She may psychically lead the witness

Vibes: oi! Shut up squirly

*She-Hulk sighs*

She-Hulk: Fine. You're a witness in a case. Your friend Sal is accused of destroying New Jamestown with the
power of Perfect Platinum.

Vibes: wait seriously?

Judge: miss mcalliastair!

Vibes: er...sorry.....

Judge: proceed

*She-Hulk smiles, trying very hard to stay calm*

She-Hulk (thought): You can do this...just...stay...calm...

She-Hulk: Now...you've been friends with Sal for a long time it's fair to say?

Vibes: Yeah, going back to when we were kids.

She-Hulk: And did you ever get the feeling that she resented you?

Vibes: Well...there was a couple of moments. But then she's always been like my big sister. Sure we annoy each other, we
fight a bit, but then we move on.

Vibes: i cant even believenshed be on trial. New jamestown wasnt her fault

*She-Hulk nods*

She-Hulk: I know but we have to prove that.

Vibes: You want proof? The fact we are still here is proof. Perfect Platinum did all she could to manipulate Sal,
turn her against us, drag us through the worst nightmares. But in the end Sal was the one that destroyed
her.

She hulk: nothing further.

Squirmy: hello miss McAllister

Vibes (a la Seinfeld): Hello SQUIRMY.

Judge: order miss mcallistair.

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Right...I can do this.

*When Judge isn't looking Vibes does the 'i'm watching' gesture at Squirmy*

Squirmy: now miss mcallistair. You just said miss vixen destroyed platinum yes?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: I saw it happen.

Squirmy: but....how did platinum GET there?

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Mega Fox put her in there.

Squirmy: Yes. But as soon as Sal became aware of Perfect Platinum, she could have removed her. But she didn't.
Why do you think that was Miss MacAllister?

Vibes: She was scared. She was afraid to ask for help...we could have helped her.

Squirmy: You could have helped her. You could have read her mind.

Vibes: I...I don't do that! I respected her privacy.

Squirmy: Too bad you didn't respect her in other ways.