RC Space: Crash Landing on Planet Slob

Vibes: Captain's Log, star date...I don't know the calendar is bust on the computer... we have been battling
         the acid dragons...we got out of it but the ship was badly damaged forcing our pilot Van to do a crash
         landing...now we must explore... I asked the guy in the red shirt to come with us but haven't seen
         him lately...

Sally: i told you this sector was dangerous. But you had to be the first to map it

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I wanted dibs on the shiny things.

Sal: Not the time for jokes V...

*Vibes glares at her*

Sal (sighs): Captain Vibes.

Van: well no matter what we need to go outside. The damage is extermal

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah, time to sort stuff out.

G: ill go with vibes.

Lilith: me too. Im medical after all

*Vibes turns to Sal*

Vibes: You and Van stay on the ship.

Van: you mean by

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah totally meant that. Anyway, let's go team!

Van: right

*They cautiously move*

*van gets to work on fixing the ship as the away team heads into the nearby forest

*Vibes stops*

Lilith: What?

Vibes: This place...I think it has some kind of weird gravity.

Lilith: so we weigh a bit more. Thats typical on larger planets like this

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Fair play medical type person.

Lilith: what amazes me is these readings indicate this flora is mainly sugar and lard in composition

*Vibes sniffs the flower*

Vibes: Wow. That's mental.

*the flower smells like fresh fries*

*Lilith eyes Vibes cynically*

Lilith: Maybe we shouldn't go around sniffing the alien flowers?

Vibes: im not gonna eat it

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: Can we just move this along?

*as they bicker thet syddenly hear heavy footsteps in the clearing ahead*

*They all point blasters*

*they hide as they see massive humanoids waddling by, carrying food*

Slobulon 1: why do we gotta get the food?

Slobulon 2: cause we're the smallest

*Slobulon 1 groans*

Slobulon 1: We've got eat more, then we'll be bigger.