Nightmare Cheese

*at Megafox's Lab*

CG: what is your big plan now Genesis?

Genesis: i'm engineering a giant cheese block, and don't you laugh, so it will capture the heroes and trap them in their nightmares, all the while it shall feed off their fears and powers

CG: ok.....but can't the mouse just eat it?

*Genesis groans*

Genesis: I fail to see why you keep on this feeble minded simpleton.

*He presses a button and the block heats up, forming a small blob*

CG: And now you just made it smaller. Who's the idiot n...?

*The cheese grips around CG*

CG: MUMPH!

*In her mind CG is inflated and being poked by thousands of tiny AK Girls*

Genesis: see it's power now?

*Genesis hits it with a cooling blast and it releases its grip on CG, flinging her to the ground*

CG: You know most people usually say "Trust me" and then we see it later.

Genesis: Yes but I felt you deserved to be more...educated.

CG: just send it out there

*Genesis smiles*

Genesis: Well we need....

CG: Yeah yeah a distraction. Got it.

LATER...

*Vibes is speeding toward a supermarket*

Vibes: Guys reporting some weird break in at the supermarket.

Sal: But it's day time. Who breaks into a supermarket in broad daylight?

*Vibes sees Caramel Girl*

Vibes: Take a guess.

Van: you'd be surprised the idiots in the world

*Vibes grins as she takes over the supermarket mike*

Vibes: Clean up on aisle three- there is a stinky supervillain who's about to get
cleaned up.

*Sal sighs*

Sal: I told you not to do that...

Van: so why a supermakret J?

*CG grins as she smashes over a display of cakes*

CG: Well these corporate goons cause losses to local businesses. And also sometimes
smashing stuff is just a perk of the job.

Vibes: You're on distraction duty again, aren't you?

CG: I hate you.

so what's the villain plan this time

*CG hurls milk cartons at Vibes, Van and Sal. They head towards her, trying to avoid products flung at them*

Vibes: She's headed for the bakery section!

Sal: Should've seen that coming.

*CG pulls out the nightmare cheese from her pocket*

CG: OK little guy, here's your warm place...

Van: .....a piece of cheese?

*Vibes and Sal try not to but then burst out laughing*

Vibes: You have got to be kidding!

CG: Laugh it up fuzzballs!

Vibes: You know, I think we will!

*They laugh again*

Van: you're putting all your bets on a cheese block

*CG heats the cheese. It grows slightly*

Vibes: Anyone got any pepperoni?

*The cheese stretches and grips Vibes*

Vibes: W...What the...? MUMPH!

*As the cheese absorbs Vibes it grows bigger*

Sal and Van: Uh oh.

Van: vibes!

*Sal tries to fly away but gets caught by the cheese as well*

Sal: So...strong...can't...break...MUMPH!

*Gets absorbed*

Van: *tries to run* crap crap crap.

*The cheese stretches at Van*

Van: Double soul!

*He fires a fireball at the cheese. It gets bigger*

Van: Oh. Right.

Van: *tries to get the cheese off him but gets pulled into it* crap!

*CG laughs*

CG: Anyone else want to be a hero?

*She grins as she walks out*

CG (thought): Oh man, can't wait to see what's happening with those losers!

IN VIBES' HEAD...

Vibes: STRENGTH MODE!

*As Vibes says it, she becomes enormously muscular*

Vibes: Whoa, check me ou...

*She gets bigger and bigger*

Vibes: MUMPH!

*She struggles to walk. Everyone is pointing and laughing at her*

Van: double soul. wonder soul. *turns into wondervixen soul.....and starts to fatten up* no!

*tries to turn off the double soul but it won't work as people start laughing, DV at the forefront*

MEANWHILE...

*Sal looks up and sees Perfect Platinum*

Sal: You!

P.P: Yup. Me again.

*Sal goes to hit her but PP casually throws her over her shoulder*

Sal: Oof.

PP: You really thought you could beat me. Well you didn't. And now you will pay
for your insolence.

Sal: Uh oh.

PP: *grabs sally by her neck*