Supersize Supersumos

*she is slammed down*

*Wonder Woman groans*

Wonder Woman (thought): H...how is this possible? I...I can barely...breathe!

Cheetah: i will crush you, tiny!

*Superman uses a heat vision blast but Cheetah doesn't react*

Superman: Impossible!

*He grips Cheetah to get her away from Wonder Woman*

Cheetah: Go away flying man!

*cheetah swats him away

*As Harley charges away, Wonder Woman gets to her feet, gripping with her lasso*

Wonder Woman: The...the power of the lasso compels you to...


* Harley laughs as she flings Wonder Woman around* 

Harley: Silly rope can't tell me what to do!

* Wonder Woman looks shocked, seeing her lasso isn't glowing*

Wonder Woman (thought): Could it be? As they become stronger...are we getting...weaker?

Harley: *swings wonderwoman into supes*

*The pair again get knocked down*

Both: OOF!

*They strain as they both try to get up*

Wonder Woman: We...we can't let them get away!

*Superman goes to fly but then flops down, while Wonder Woman tries to get up and flops down again*

Wonder Woman: No use...

Superman: Feel...so...weak...

Supes: need....help

*Wonder Woman presses an emergency signal*

Wonder Woman: Please...help...

*the super sumos stomp away*

LATER...

*Batman is going over video of Superman and Wonder Woman fighting Harley and Cheetah*

Flash: OK that's weird.

Batman: Yes... seems that as they got closer they began to get weaker.

* Flash smiles*

Flash: I think I hear a Batman plan coming on.

Batman: We need long distance attacks, Black Canary's Canary cry, Zatanna's magic and Martian Manhunter's psychic
             abilities.

Vibes: uh.....i have an idea

*Batman scowls*

Batman: What is she doing here?

* Flash smiles awkwardly*

Flash: I may have picked her up in a Boom tube while I dropped Diana and Clark in the sick bay.

Batman: We can handle this.

Vibes: you guys always say that about situations like this then call us anyways

*Flash sighs*

Flash: I was...

*Sees Batman's look*

Flash: Not saying anything.

* Vibes glares back at Batman*

Vibes: You have to listen to me. If they're infected with warp radiation, then there's only one way you're going
         be able to fight them.

Batman: I thought you would say something like that and we can't risk it.

Vibes: Either turn them into super sumos or they're all going to end up like Batman and Wonder Woman.

*There is an awkward pause*

Batman: I'm calling out Black Canary, Martian Manhunter and Zatanna. They can handle this.

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: You're seriously going to regret this.

*later*

*Black Canary, Martian Manhunter and Zatanna are all tracking Harley and Cheetah in the jet*

Black Canary: Remember what Batman said, we keep out of their range and attack them from distance.

Zatanna: Suits me.

Martian Manhunter: Understood.

Black canary: lets do this

*They set the jet down, keeping their distance away from Cheetah and Harley.*

Zatanna: carefully.....

* Zatanna takes a deep breath*

Zatanna (whisper): Ekam meht lamron!

*Zatanna fires off a blast of magical energy, but it becomes absorbed into Harley and Cheetah's pink glow*

Zatanna: That...that's impossible!

*Black Canary scowls*

Black Canary: OK let's do this!

*She let's out a Canary cry, but as she does this the glow becomes bigger and bigger*

Zatanna: Dinah, stop!

Canary: i cant!

*Eventually Black Canary stops.*

Zatanna: Dinah, what happened?

*Black Canary tries to talk but can't*

Zatanna: Dinah?

*Black Canary points upward, showing how Harley and Cheetah are getting bigger and their pink glow is getting brighter*

Martian Manhunter: We must be careful.

*Martian Manhunter clutches his head*

Martian Manhunter (psychic connection): You must listen to me...you know...

Harley: Silly man can't get in head!

*he is forced out*