Wondervision

Sally: who....are you.... *struggles to move* why...me still...fat

* Pam grins*

Pam: Allow me to introduce myself...

Perfect Platinum song

You think you're the best
More powerful than the rest
But you're wrong
You can't beat perfection!

You call yourself a wonder
But you're just a massive blunder
You can't beat perfection!

You might be able to fly
But you still break down and cry
This place is here to make you see
You can't possibly beat me...
You can't beat perfection!

Sally: p..pla- *is cut off by a massive slice of cake shoving itself into her mouth*

*Perfect Platinum laughs*

Perfect Platinum: That's right...I am Perfect Platinum. And thanks to you, your friends
                         are now trapped in your little bubble world too.

Platinum: and thanks to your jealousy of them, theyre in just as much trouble as you

Announcer: Coming up next- 600 pound super fatties!

Sally: n...no....

Platinum: oh dont worry dear. Its only forever *squishes sally's cheeks

*It switches to a documentary style*

Vibes: We used to be superheroes before we got...plump...

Vibes: then the rut hit and we got huge.

*Penny smiles*

Penny: It's a good thing I have my machines to help me as...well moving is a bit of a pain now...

Van: if i didnt have lilith i dont think id have been able to keep going once this hapoened

*Carmy groans*

Carmy: When I left Interpol, I thought I could be a great freelance detective. But...I was wrong...

G: sally was hit the hardest. She hardly talks to anyone anymore

* Fiona sighs*

Fiona: Poor Sal.

Lilith: i havent seen her but i heard shes almost filled the flat

*Cut back to Sal stuck in the flat*

Sal: NO!

Platinum: oh yes

*Sal strains*

Sal: No...you...you can't do this.

* Platinum grabs Sal's cheeks*

Platinum: Don't you get it? This is all you. I'm just the facilitator.

Sally: mumph

*Sal struggles*

Sal (thought): It can't end like this...it...it just can't...

*Sal takes a deep breath*

Sal (thought): I know what I have to do...

*As Sal shuts her eyes, she is back in the studio. Only this time she is in human form and Wondervixen is in front of her*

Wondervixen: So...you finally showed up.

Sal: We have to end this.

Wondervixen: Oh there's a "we" now is there?

Sally: yes but-

Wondervixen: uh-uh. You cant breeze past this one.

*Sal is in tears*

Sal: He should be alive! I...I should have been there to save him...I should have...

* Wondervixen glares at Sal*

Wondervixen: Don't say it Sal!

* Sal looks angrily at Wondervixen*

Sal: I should have been more like you! You are what everyone really wants, not me!

Wondervixen: Oh don't you dare.

Sal: Yes! Everyone wants the tall blond superhero, not the fat lump!

Wondervixen: .....

* Sal slumps down in tears. Wondervixen puts her hand on Sal's shoulder*

Wondervixen: I think it's time you watched a different show.

* Sal looks up to see a projected screen and sees her younger self playing with young Vibes*

Wondervixen: Vibes was your friend before you had powers.

Sally: she....she was....

Wondervixen: platinum poisoned your memories. Played up your illness